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« on: September 13, 2012, 09:20:13 PM »



Why is it stuff like this only happens when the controller steps out for a bathroom break?
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 08:04:44 AM »



After driving the Death Star ended his Imperial gig, Gary the Stormtrooper just wanted a nice quiet job tending port for Starfleet.
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 01:28:29 PM »

So sick of hearing that word,Ensign Will Robinson simply abandoned his post.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 01:32:55 PM »

Enterprise crew, come back!  That's our scramble board, not a warning!  The word of the day is "Garden"!  Get back here!
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 03:01:13 PM »

When somebody takes Kirk's parking spot, things can get ugly pretty quickly...
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 01:00:26 AM »

Kirk: Say HELLO to my little friend!
Controller: Ohh s**t! I'm outa here!
Kirk: Wait! Can't you take a joke, jeeez? Well, I sure hope they don't fire at us.
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