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« on: September 21, 2012, 12:52:08 PM »

at least according to Maxim magazine.

1 Brian Dead (2007)
2 Big Tits Zombies (2010)
3 Deep River Savages (1972)
4 Dahmer vs Gacy (2010)
5 Psychos in Love (1987)
6 The Innocents (1961)
7 Vampyres (1975)
8 The Long Island Cannibal Massacre (1980)
9 Raw Meat (1973)
10 Black Christmas (1974)
11 Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009)
12 Pulse (2001)
13 The Seventh Curse (1986)
14 Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985)
15 Deathdream (1974)
16 The Quartermass Xperiment (1955)
17 The Shiver of the Vampires (1971)
18 Contamination.7 (1993)
19 High Tension (2003)
20 The Bleeding House (2011)
21 The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
22 Martyres (2008)
23 Inseminold (1981)
24 Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
25 Dog Soldiers (2002)
26 Sleepaway Camp (1983)
27 Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)
28 The Pit (1981)
29 Eyes Without a Face (1960)
30 I Saw the Devil (2010)
31 Theatre of Blood (1973)
32 Thankskilling (2009)
33 Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)
34 Don't Look Now (1973)
35 Blood of the Beasts (1949)
36 Education for Death (1943)
37 Black Cat from the Grave (1968)
38 Arcane Sorcerer (1996)
39 Devil Hag (1964)
40 The House that Screamed (1969)
41 The Day of the Beast (1999)
42 Frayed (2007)
43 Ravenous (1999)
44 Hell is Full (2010)
45 Session 9 (2001)
46 May (2002)
47 The Lost (2006)
48 We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)
49 The Last Man on Earth (1964)
50 Spider Baby (1968)
51 Daughters of Darkness (1971)
52 Martin (1976)
53 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1973)
54 Sisters (1973)
55 Kill List (2011)
56 The Devil's Backbone (2001)
57 Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
58 Microwave Massacre (1983)
59 Ataque de Paino! (2009)
60 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
61 The Blair Wtich Project (1999)
62 Killer School Girls From Outer Space (2011)
63 Wrong Turn (2003)
64 Dracula 3D (2012)
65 Lord of Illusions (1995)
66 Human Centipede (2010)
67 Human Centipede 2 (2011)

So yes, not only did they miscount, they also listed Kubrick's Shining on the list so I left it out for obvious reasons.
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2012, 01:27:26 PM »

I've seen 23 (if I counted correctly).

Terrible title for this list since some of these films aren't scary, some aren't gory, and some are socially redeeming.
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2012, 01:45:24 PM »

Attack of the Beast Creatures. A more redundant title there has never been.

Hmm, what have I seen...



12. Pulse (2001)

21. The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

25. Dog Soldiers (2002)

27. Bloody Pit of Horror: Gore? At the very beginning maybe, if I were feeling generous. It certainly wasn't scary.

32. Thankskilling: Absolutely no redeeming qualities or entertainment value whatsoever. Also one of the few movies that makes me angry simply by existing.

33. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead: It's Troma.

56. The Devil's Backbone (2001)

61. The Blair Wtich Project (1999)

63. Wrong Turn (2003)

66. Human Centipede: Least socially redeeming? You don't say.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2012, 04:48:52 PM »

I've seen these

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009) - turned it off after 15 minutes
The Quartermass Xperiment (1955) - thought it was pretty disappointing after Quatermass and the Pit
The Shiver of the Vampires (1971) - can't remember it, but I'm pretty sure I just watched it a few months ago
Contamination.7 (1993) - the one with the killer tree roots lol
Inseminold (1981) - old favorite of mine, watched it several times
Dog Soldiers (2002) - I thought this was fair
Sleepaway Camp (1983) - meh
Bloody Pit of Horror (1965) - fun exploitation flick
The House that Screamed (1969) - sort of nice and atmospheric, had good characters too I think.
Ravenous (1999) - that's the one with the werewolves in the Civil War era.  That was pretty good.
Session 9 (2001) - everybody loved this - I thought it was okay
Spider Baby (1968) - watched maybe 20 minutes of that a long time ago
The Blair Witch Project (1999) - no really, I've seen it lol
Wrong Turn (2003) - really liked that one
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2012, 08:17:59 PM »

I have seen 18 of the ones on that list!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2012, 09:40:04 AM »

I've seen 23 (if I counted correctly).

Terrible title for this list since some of these films aren't scary, some aren't gory, and some are socially redeeming.
word. I mean how are they going to include the original BLACK XMAS, which is very influential/highly regarded and not very bloody, but not include a completely vile bloody sleaze-fest like  NEW YORK RIPPER?

lists...lists..lists...
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2012, 03:41:08 PM »

Deathdream is "least socially redeeming"? Uh, excuse me, but that was one hell of a commentary on the horrors of 'Nam. Scary? Yes. Gory? No. Poignant in a kind of twisted way. Amazing? Hell yes! Also, CSPWDT? The last ten minutes were scary, but it doesn't belong on the list.
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2012, 08:30:36 PM »

There some real classics on that list actually.

The Innocents (1961)
Black Christmas (1974)  - probably the original slasher film
Eyes Without a Face
The Quatermass Xperiment - a must for classic Sci-Fi fans.
Don't Look Now

They list those with a title like that but left out Q, the Winged Serpent?
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2012, 10:49:37 PM »

Deathdream is "least socially redeeming"? Uh, excuse me, but that was one hell of a commentary on the horrors of 'Nam. Scary? Yes. Gory? No. Poignant in a kind of twisted way. Amazing? Hell yes! Also, CSPWDT? The last ten minutes were scary, but it doesn't belong on the list.

The whole list is like that. Some aren't gory, some aren't all that scary, some have a lot to say about society and human nature, and many have some measure of artistic merit. Hardly the scariest, goriest, least socially redeeming films out there. And assuming the "never" means that these are obscure movies, that's also a big stretch for most of the list.
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2012, 11:21:07 PM »

Deathdream is "least socially redeeming"? Uh, excuse me, but that was one hell of a commentary on the horrors of 'Nam. Scary? Yes. Gory? No. Poignant in a kind of twisted way. Amazing? Hell yes! Also, CSPWDT? The last ten minutes were scary, but it doesn't belong on the list.

The whole list is like that. Some aren't gory, some aren't all that scary, some have a lot to say about society and human nature, and many have some measure of artistic merit. Hardly the scariest, goriest, least socially redeeming films out there. And assuming the "never" means that these are obscure movies, that's also a big stretch for most of the list.

I'm guessing whoever compiled this list hasn't seen many such movies.  Where's Buttcrack or Retardead?  I was about beside myself when I noticed May, which features a fair amount of commentary on human nature, and The Blair Witch Project, which really doesn't fall under any of the three categories.
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2012, 12:34:19 AM »

and The Blair Witch Project, which really doesn't fall under any of the three categories.
lol, didn't see that in there...

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"okay boss, how about the 10th highest grossing movie of 1999, which also had an innovative promotional campaign involving the internet, and pretty much had the whole world talking about it when it was released, meaning that the only people in the world who haven't seen it are people who don't even know what a movie is. how about that?"

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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2012, 01:33:30 AM »

Seen this posted at several message boards the last couple of days. Most unhinged movie list ever.
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2012, 03:49:11 AM »

and The Blair Witch Project, which really doesn't fall under any of the three categories.
lol, didn't see that in there...

"so guys, remember, we want some movies that none of our readers will have likely seen, let's broaden some horizons here...Go!"

"okay boss, how about the 10th highest grossing movie of 1999, which also had an innovative promotional campaign involving the internet, and pretty much had the whole world talking about it when it was released, meaning that the only people in the world who haven't seen it are people who don't even know what a movie is. how about that?"

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Exactly. This list is just a prime example of how magazines are destined to die a horrible, money-failing death. It used to be that garbage like this was only available in magazine form. But now anybody, and I do mean anybody, can put together a list like this and have it paid attention to. The internet has made it that anybody with an opinion can have that opinion published. Now that may sound bad, but it isn't. The reason is because seriously knowledgeable people, people who are very well versed in s**t movies can spout out.

Survival of the fittest, lazy lists like this have no reason to exist anymore.

The only reason magazines like Maxim exist anymore is that they can get starlets to pose for them. (I'm not against that. Yes, I do want to see Diora Baird in whatever photoshoot you want to pose her in.) The rest of it? I've written better material, and I'm a lazy nobody.
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2012, 09:57:25 AM »



I have seen the ones listed below.  In fact, I have most of them on DVD.

at least according to Maxim magazine.


6 The Innocents (1961)
7 Vampyres (1975)
9 Raw Meat (1973)
10 Black Christmas (1974)
15 Deathdream (1974)
16 The Quartermass Xperiment (1955)
17 The Shiver of the Vampires (1971)
19 High Tension (2003)
23 Inseminold (1981)
24 Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
27 Bloody Pit of Horror (1965)
28 The Pit (1981)
31 Theatre of Blood (1973)
34 Don't Look Now (1973)
40 The House that Screamed (1969)
49 The Last Man on Earth (1964)
50 Spider Baby (1968)
51 Daughters of Darkness (1971)
52 Martin (1976)
53 Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1973)
54 Sisters (1973)
58 Microwave Massacre (1983)
61 The Blair Wtich Project (1999)
65 Lord of Illusions (1995)
66 Human Centipede (2010)



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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2012, 10:46:18 AM »

Ou tof the whole lot of them I've finished Kubrick's The Shining and The Blair Wtich Project (1999). I tried watching Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) all the way through but I gave up on it about half way through. And I've heard of Human Centipede (2010), Human Centipede 2 (2011) and Cannibal Holocaust (1980).
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