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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2012, 01:44:14 PM »

     I met Tracy online, at a site called Retroland, on 23 October 2006.
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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2012, 04:46:24 PM »

She had amnesia so I told her she was my wife  Thumbup

Nah, we both worked at the same clothing store and we met each other there.   Smile
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« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2012, 11:44:06 AM »

We will probaby meet in some kind of group therapy situation.
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« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2012, 02:02:47 PM »

EasternEuropeanWives.com - there was a $500 finder's fee, $175 for her shots, $900 for the plane ticket, and I splurged another $250 for the English language option. 

Yes, she will give me grief when she notices this.

Actually, Katie and I met in high school and dated throughout with all the normal ups and downs that teenagers have as they try to learn what they are doing in terms of relationships.  We married 4 years after I joined the Corps.
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« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2012, 03:56:46 PM »

I met my wife in a bar.  There was a DJ playing records and I asked her if she wanted to dance.  As soon as she started talking to me, I noticed her accent and thought to myself, "Oh, boy.  She barely speaks English."  19 years later, she yells at me in nearly perfect English.
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« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2012, 04:34:26 PM »

The woman I'm with now-Tina-is only 28 years old.
I won't let her ruin her life by marring a 50 year old man...me.
I love her-she loves me. But the realistic about it.
  She's very shy around guys.I'm her first boyfreind-and she fell hard-as did I.
But the age differnce is BIG-when she's 50-I'll be long dead.

It's gonna end up tragic. I love her enough to know I can't be IT.

(oh-by the way-I always admirded her from afar-she approached me-I NEVER tryed to approach her-because of the reasons above-she was attracted to me for some weird reson-I thought she was beautiful the second I saw her 3 years ago.)

Basically-I been playing life by ear for all my life-I follow my emotions and heart and even though I claim science as my religion-I'm a mess of illiogic.

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We all-and I do mean ALL- are walking in the rain-we think are visions are true-but are wipers cant penetrate the downpour. O f...ah...whatever the f**k.  BounceGiggle


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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2012, 06:32:03 PM »

Probably never getting married.

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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2012, 08:01:48 PM »

IN second grade, I transferred to a new elementary school, and this annoying little brunette used to chase me down on the playground and kick me in the shins (chasing and kicking the boys was the latest fad, and I was the only one slow enough for her to catch!).  Eventually I got tired of it and started chasing her.  I caught her by the end of the school year - and never let go.  I am 48, and we have been sweethearts now for 41 years!!!
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2012, 08:58:48 PM »

I met my wife through a co-worker who I went out with once or twice and we decided there was no 'spark,' however, she told me "You know, I think you'd really get along well with my friend Dawn."

Of course, I'm sayin' to myself "Yeah, suuuuure. If this chick needs her friends to set her up with dates, she must be a real T-Rex." Oh, how wrong I was!! She was cute as a button, laughed at my weird humor, and is a great cook.

We've been together fifteen years, married for thirteen, and our oldest son is about to turn 10. She's still cute as a button, is still a great cook, but she simply rolls her eyes at my weird humor nowadays.

She hasn't changed the locks on the house yet so I guess that means she's gonna keep me.
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« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2012, 08:21:38 AM »

EasternEuropeanWives.com - there was a $500 finder's fee, $175 for her shots, $900 for the plane ticket, and I splurged another $250 for the English language option. 

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« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2012, 08:25:18 AM »

Dammit: that EasternEuropeanWives.com link doesn't work!   Bluesad Wink TeddyR
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« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2012, 08:27:11 AM »

She had amnesia so I told her she was my wife  Thumbup

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« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2012, 12:02:59 PM »

The few Plus Ones I've had I met through work. 
Pretty sure I'm never getting married though.
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« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2012, 01:23:17 PM »

IN second grade, I transferred to a new elementary school, and this annoying little brunette used to chase me down on the playground and kick me in the shins (chasing and kicking the boys was the latest fad, and I was the only one slow enough for her to catch!).  Eventually I got tired of it and started chasing her.  I caught her by the end of the school year - and never let go.  I am 48, and we have been sweethearts now for 41 years!!!

How sweet....and I keep hearing George Strait playing in the background. TeddyR
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« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2012, 01:39:13 PM »

IN second grade, I transferred to a new elementary school, and this annoying little brunette used to chase me down on the playground and kick me in the shins (chasing and kicking the boys was the latest fad, and I was the only one slow enough for her to catch!).  Eventually I got tired of it and started chasing her.  I caught her by the end of the school year - and never let go.  I am 48, and we have been sweethearts now for 41 years!!!


How sweet....and I keep hearing George Strait playing in the background. TeddyR


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