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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: December 07, 2012, 08:23:26 PM »

I'm sorry, Captain James T. Kirk.  But I cannot hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
There's a sale at Penny's!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Picked a hell of a time to stop sniffing glue..

« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2012, 08:30:54 PM »

Akbar: Hey Solo.. why is there a cord connected from your monitor to my waist??

Photobucket sucks.  Pass it on.
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 02:08:20 PM »

You'd think we'd get better reception out here but no....just reruns of Star Trek.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Uncle Zombie
B-Movie Kraken

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South African Film Activist and Chief Troublemaker

« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 08:49:50 AM »

Han [to Admiral Ackbar]: "I don't need a HAN: I'll do it SOLO."  Wink

My brother, myself, my saviour, my friend, the fire we are, the fire will end......
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 09:29:08 AM »

Crap...even I can't make this uniform look cool. Chewie get me my vest!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley

« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 09:40:40 AM »

Akbar: "I Love You!"

Solo:  "I know."


Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius
Global Moderator
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 12:27:46 PM »

Guy on right: I need a four-letter word for a small horse-drawn cart.

Ackbar: It's a trap.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2013, 08:32:43 PM »

Solo:  "s**t, i left iron on didnt i..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
El Misfit
[Insert witty here]
B-Movie Kraken

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Hi there!

« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 12:14:01 AM »

Hi. I'm Han Solo, and welcome to Jackass.

yeah no.
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