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« on: December 10, 2012, 06:19:47 PM »



I should've auditioned for "Lord of the Rings" instead.
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2012, 09:30:17 AM »

"So I get to co-star with Bruce Boxlitner...cool."
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2012, 12:31:55 PM »

...with icicle legs and a snowball butt, and eight eyes made out of coal...

Sing it!
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 01:32:41 PM »

I'm here for the part in Roger Corman's new flick,"Frosty the Snow Spider".
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2012, 12:02:59 AM »




"Audition to be a Christmas mascot", they said.

"No one will laugh at you", they said.

"Everyone will LOVE 'Icy The Christmas Spider'", they said.
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2012, 12:48:53 PM »

Jeez Charlotte, you need to get out and get some sun.
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 10:20:15 AM »

The Irish spider is very prone to sunburn...
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