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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2013, 06:33:14 PM »

Just remember to read and follow the "Rules for the Evil Overlord"

http://www.daaq.net/folio/overlord/overlord.html

The problem with tha list is it takes all the fun out of being an evil overlord. 


Really, once you take away the elaborate death traps, the maniacal laughter, the nazi uniforms with skulls and spikes, the gloat5ing over your fallen foes, and all that stuff, what's left?  You might as well just be a regular politician at that point. 

Ah...and what, pray tell, is scarier than a politician?
Seriouslly, a politico is just an evil overlord with no fashion sense.
Except for the late Mohamar Kadaffyduck.


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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2013, 09:34:06 PM »

What the?  Two pages? I'll never get anything done now.
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2013, 11:26:13 PM »

Join me in my underground fortress of decrepitude and we will finish our plans!

The rest of you . . . . talk among yourselves.

But not on this thread. TeddyR
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Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school.


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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2013, 06:33:44 AM »

Okay! 1) I am a woman ... OFF COURSE I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE DIRECTIONS! and 2) When planing world dominations always have an evil sidekick and the evil mastermind. I am applying for that possition cause helping an evil dude take over the world is kinda the best thing I could have going for me considering how my life is.
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« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2013, 01:56:44 PM »

What, no love for the mad scientist? Unless the Evil Overlord IS an MS, he needs the real heft a scientifically misanthropic recluse can give the 'ol army's of doom, yeah?
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« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2013, 03:35:31 PM »

Nonsense!   I read it seven days ago and - ERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buggedout

I had a friend who dropped dead after he read a strange book one time..what a novel way to go!  BounceGiggle
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2013, 12:13:16 AM »

What the?  Two pages? I'll never get anything done now.
See, that's what happens when you say "Free Beer"
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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2013, 12:28:55 AM »

Face it! Your diabolical plot doesn't stand a chance until you're ready to accept that it requires you having an open dialog with your peers!
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2013, 09:35:28 AM »

But, never open dio with the Boss. It tends to get you disintigrated.
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« Reply #24 on: March 03, 2013, 03:28:32 PM »

But, never open dio with the Boss. It tends to get you disintigrated.
Or, if the Boss is Darth Vader, choked.
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