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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2013, 01:32:27 PM »

That's still better than www.lennonmurdertruth.com , where some nutjob tries to prove that it was horror writer Stephen King who actually shot John Lennon, acting under coded orders from Richard Nixon concealed on the covers of Time Magazine!!! Buggedout

Oh,please!
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« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2013, 02:49:38 PM »

I only WISH I was kidding!
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2013, 05:00:04 PM »

There's this giant brownish seagull that sometimes shows up outside the window at work among the normal looking seagulls.  It looks very interesting and there seems to be only one, so I wondered if it was some rare species and maybe I should take pictures of it, or even catch it to prove it exists!  So I started by searching for "brown seagull" in Google... one of the first results was an Urban Dictionary definition partially showing on the search page so I didn't even need to click into it to see what it meant.  This quickly ended my quest for knowledge about the brown seagull.

Wow, thats Paquita... thats something I wish I could unlearn.  Seems a bit contrived if you ask me.
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« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2013, 09:37:18 PM »

You could be TRON Man:
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« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2013, 03:59:28 AM »

www.nakedandninety.com  Buggedout Buggedout BuggedoutWink
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« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2013, 11:27:16 AM »

I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?
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« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2013, 01:55:02 PM »

I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

Thats too easy... I think the innocent stuff is far better and more entertaining.
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« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2013, 02:37:05 PM »

I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

     I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
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« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2013, 08:09:37 PM »

The Fear the Mullet site was brutal and pretty wish-I-could-unsee-able at times.
But it's down.
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« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2013, 09:29:42 PM »

I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

     I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
I got some more, BUT DO NOT LOOK THEM UP! I'll give you the gist of them

3 guys, one hammer- two guys murders a man
Meatspin- Sex with a song. ಠ_ಠ
BME pain Olympics- chopping off a penis.
Boku no Pico- Child porn in a Shota style anime
2 guys 1 horse- man has sex with a horse
1 guy 1 jar- man sits on a jar, enters his rectum, and breaks inside of him
Bonsai Kittens- stuffing kitties in a jar.
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« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2013, 12:22:26 AM »

1 guy 1 jar

 Buggedout Buggedout + TeddyR TeddyR

The mind boggles....  TeddyR
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2013, 02:32:20 PM »

I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

     I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
I got some more, BUT DO NOT LOOK THEM UP! I'll give you the gist of them

3 guys, one hammer- two guys murders a man
Meatspin- Sex with a song. ಠ_ಠ
BME pain Olympics- chopping off a penis.
Boku no Pico- Child porn in a Shota style anime
2 guys 1 horse- man has sex with a horse
1 guy 1 jar- man sits on a jar, enters his rectum, and breaks inside of him
Bonsai Kittens- stuffing kitties in a jar.



     Al that's going on that disk in my head labeled, "THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW".
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2013, 04:18:20 PM »

I'm guessing that Alan has yet to see some shock websites yet?

     I've seen rotten.com and charonsboat.com, among others.
I got some more, BUT DO NOT LOOK THEM UP! I'll give you the gist of them

3 guys, one hammer- two guys murders a man
Meatspin- Sex with a song. ಠ_ಠ
BME pain Olympics- chopping off a penis.
Boku no Pico- Child porn in a Shota style anime
2 guys 1 horse- man has sex with a horse
1 guy 1 jar- man sits on a jar, enters his rectum, and breaks inside of him
Bonsai Kittens- stuffing kitties in a jar.



     Al that's going on that disk in my head labeled, "THINGS I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW".

Ditto...
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« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2013, 07:16:23 PM »

That's still better than www.lennonmurdertruth.com , where some nutjob tries to prove that it was horror writer Stephen King who actually shot John Lennon, acting under coded orders from Richard Nixon concealed on the covers of Time Magazine!!! Buggedout
I wonder how many people believe this, and how many participate to mess with people.
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« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2013, 07:35:12 PM »

I still cringe when I think about this.

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