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RCMerchant
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« on: April 11, 2013, 05:04:16 PM »
Yes-that header was just an attention grabber to tell my BAD MOVIES fambly-I got Internet at me house! Im f**kin BACK! Im so happy to be home!
I can even put Trevors drwers on me head and run in circles!

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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2013, 05:47:16 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2013, 05:04:16 PM

I can even put Trevors drwers on me head and run in circles!


That's wrong on too many levels!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2013, 07:05:37 PM »
Hello Ronnie!  You have been missed! Cheers
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2013, 10:30:46 PM »
Well, whose ass doesn't smell like sh!t?   Smile
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2013, 12:58:53 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2013, 05:04:16 PM
I can even put Trevors drwers on me head and run in circles!

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Nooo..... Ronny: don't do that - your head will melt away!  Wink

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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2013, 02:39:48 AM »
Well, of course your ass smells like s**t. That's just the way asses work when they are in working order.

But it's a problem when you bring up the ass of Trevor.

Look, we all know him and "pretend" to be friends, but that man is the death of all that is good and holy in this world. I like you RCMerchant, you seem like a good man, no matter your odors.

Trevor, "that Trevor", is good for nobody. Is it the Apocalypse? Or just Trevor?

DO NOT TRUST THAT MAN. EVER.
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2013, 03:15:27 AM »
Quote from: Mofo Rising on April 12, 2013, 02:39:48 AM
Well, of course your ass smells like s**t. That's just the way asses work when they are in working order.

But it's a problem when you bring up the ass of Trevor.

Look, we all know him and "pretend" to be friends, but that man is the death of all that is good and holy in this world. I like you RCMerchant, you seem like a good man, no matter your odors.

Trevor, "that Trevor", is good for nobody. Is it the Apocalypse? Or just Trevor?

DO NOT TRUST THAT MAN. EVER.

It has so far been a really sh***y Friday (10h13 here as I type) and now I'm smiling.  TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2013, 06:29:59 AM »
Trevor is NOT "the death of all that is good and holy in this world."

His UNDERPANTS are!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2013, 06:55:12 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on April 12, 2013, 06:29:59 AM
Trevor is NOT "the death of all that is good and holy in this world."

His UNDERPANTS are!!!!

 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2013, 08:22:53 AM »
Reading these replys makes me KNOW Im home!  Cheers
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2013, 08:57:09 AM »
Ronnie, if I had seen that subject line from any other person, I would not have clicked it.

Welcome back.   Thumbup
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2013, 10:12:54 AM »
Welcome back!  Thumbup  Cheers
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2013, 12:45:57 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 11, 2013, 10:30:46 PM
Well, whose ass doesn't smell like sh!t?   Smile
Don't that depend where ya'll park your donkey? Smile
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2013, 10:19:13 AM »
Quote from: Flangepart on April 12, 2013, 12:45:57 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 11, 2013, 10:30:46 PM
Well, whose ass doesn't smell like sh!t?   Smile
Don't that depend where ya'll park your donkey? Smile
Mm.  Hopefully downwind.
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2013, 11:46:26 AM »
Welcome back,RC.....the board isn't the same without you. However,Trev's underpants are the same no matter who is here. TeddyR
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