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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« on: April 21, 2013, 08:32:12 PM »

Now make me a sandwich!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2013, 08:01:12 AM »

"Gotta love me!"

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2013, 09:58:00 PM »

No, I am not too young for a beer!  The cats are a bunch of liars!

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 12:48:36 PM »

Come know you love me.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 06:54:52 PM »

This is how I make my humans forget that I pooped on the floor.

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 07:25:10 PM »

Hurry up and snap the photo, I don't know how much longer I can hold this sneeze in!

"...the luscious love melons of Linnea Quigley are back on the screen in 'Sexbomb,' except that she's no longer Linnea Quigley. She's billed simply as 'Linnea'... So, you might be wondering, where is Linnea Qui... I mean, Linnea? She's exactly where we would expect, wandering around through the background with her breasts hanging out. She's got maybe, oh, eight words to say in this movie, and most of them are 'Here, I brought you some coffee.'"-Joe Bob on SEXBOMB
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2013, 10:00:12 PM »

Closer, human... you're almost over the trap door... closer....

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