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« on: May 01, 2013, 10:54:13 AM »

Ricky and Fred read a copy of the newly-published, "50 Shades of Vivian Vance."


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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2013, 12:48:57 PM »

Sadly, the Necronomicon claimed Rickey and Fred's souls a soon as they touched it. Lucy and Ethel thought they were delicious.


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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2013, 04:19:08 PM »

In the year 2011 some idiot in Iowa will leave the beer out where cats can get at it, and the catnip like reaction to beer will spread like wildfire through the cat population.

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2013, 05:44:39 PM »

Unbeknownst to Madonna, Lucille Ball wrote a similar adult book called "Sex".  Ricky and Fred just read a sampling.

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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2013, 09:36:16 PM »

After Lucy takes over Ann Coulter's job, the boys react as expected to her first book, "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Redheads".


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