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« on: May 17, 2013, 12:51:45 PM »

"And, I you should get eaten by a slobbering alien monster, rest assured, Starfleet Insurance will see that all the monster poop is gathered up, and given a proper burial."

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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2013, 11:53:18 AM »

One in the middle: "Yes,I'm the only one with a line. And I had to pay them $50 for it,too!"

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2013, 06:59:00 PM »

"Unprovoked attacks by Klingons.  They can land you knee-deep in targ do-do. But the good-hands people at Allstate will make sure to clean off all that targ do-do.  Professional service.  Non-threatening Vulcan spokesperson.  That's Allstate's stand. "

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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