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« on: June 20, 2013, 07:48:38 PM »

Haven't seen it, don't recommend it. Just love the title, and the synopsis: "Seven Strippers arrive for a relaxing vacation at the Jersey Shore town of Sandy Hook but get much more than they bargained for when a superstorm hurricane strikes the town at the same time a serial killer is on a rampage. It's up to these exotic dancers to fight the forces of nature, and a demented killer, during a superstorm if they are going to survive." It also has Debbie Rochon, who I've kind of got a thing for.


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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2013, 09:35:13 PM »

Sandy Hook maybe not the best name for a fictitious town
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 06:26:31 AM »

Looks like one of those movies Jim Wynorski would make in a weekend.  With time to spare  Smile
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 12:37:54 PM »

Sandy Hook maybe not the best name for a fictitious town
Sandy Hook is actually a real place in Jersey. 
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2013, 09:34:24 AM »

Sandy Hook maybe not the best name for a fictitious town
Sandy Hook is actually a real place in Jersey. 

And this movie is bringing unwanted Jersey Shore attention to it. Hatred
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2013, 01:03:00 PM »

Sandy Hook maybe not the best name for a fictitious town
Sandy Hook is actually a real place in Jersey.  

And this movie is bringing unwanted Jersey Shore attention to it. Hatred
I take it you live near there.  

If so, I'm sorry.  Nobody should have to be represented by Jersey Shore. 
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2013, 06:14:56 PM »

Wow, that looks like some serious crap.  TeddyR

I'd rather watch "Jersey Shore Shark Attack" again.
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2013, 06:43:09 AM »

I was hoping this involved the cast off Jersey shore being butchered... You just can not get everything you want.
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2013, 08:12:32 AM »

I remember this got a bit of notoriety after the actual sandy hook massacre. From the trailer it just looks like homemade crap.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2013, 02:40:48 PM »

I was hoping this involved the cast off Jersey shore being butchered... You just can not get everything you want.

The aforementioned "Jersey Shore Shark Attack" features thinly-veiled parodies of the Jersey Shore cast (with names like "Nooki" and "The Complication"), if that's your bag. And it looked like it at least had some production values, unlike this Lingerie Party flick.
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