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« on: June 26, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »

A Wisconsin man pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge after having been caught getting it on with a discarded love seat;

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According to a criminal complaint sworn by a Waukesha City Police Department officer, Streator’s 11 PM furniture tryst was interrupted by an off-duty cop out jogging. Officer Ryan Edwards reported spotting “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.” Edwards added that he “could see the male’s hips thrusting up and down on the couch.”

When Edwards approached and yelled, “What are you doing?,” Streator dismounted the love seat and ran away. As the suspect fled, Edwards reported, he “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.”

The officer concluded that Streator--who was alone--“had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

Streator’s guilty plea came two months after a Circuit Court judge ruled that he was competent to stand trial, a decision that followed the jurist’s receipt of a court-ordered psychologist’s report.
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2013, 10:11:12 PM »

So instead of a couch potato, he was a couch cucumber?
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2013, 01:59:33 AM »

It's sad to me that in this day and age a man is still abrogated of his right to express his full love towards what is probably the most intimate piece of furniture. It's still not widely talked about, but a man's relationship with his couch should be inviolate. I've spent many a night in my couch's loving embrace...

Oh, wait. He diddled his couch in public? Sorry, guy, you're screwed. And not in the good way.
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2013, 04:09:19 AM »

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Streator’s guilty plea came two months after a Circuit Court judge ruled that he was competent to stand trial, a decision that followed the jurist’s receipt of a court-ordered psychologist’s report.


Poor guy. His plea came but he never got to.
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2013, 06:34:00 AM »

I'm really surprised the sofa pressed charges.  Or was it underage or something?   Question
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2013, 01:58:19 PM »


I guess the bigger the cushions, the better the pushin'......
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2013, 08:25:08 PM »

he got off easy: judge ordered no porn, 100% sobriety and a mental evaluation and he got probation
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2013, 08:20:27 AM »

he got off easy: judge ordered no porn...

Does that mean he can't order furniture catalogs?
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« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2013, 03:53:54 PM »

he got off easy: judge ordered no porn...

Does that mean he can't order furniture catalogs?

yeah I can just see it now...the Morning Wood Furniture Catalog...
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2013, 09:02:02 PM »

I'm guessing he doesn't know about the rubber glove with two sponges in a Styrofoam cup.
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2013, 11:01:18 PM »

I'm guessing he doesn't know about the rubber glove with two sponges in a Styrofoam cup.

Two sponges, one cup?
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2013, 10:51:57 AM »

How much wood could a couch man sport, if a couch man could sport wood....
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2013, 11:05:09 PM »

"But officer it IS a love seat, so I'm loving it"
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« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2013, 12:09:32 AM »

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "have a seat!"
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2013, 01:32:45 PM »

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "have a seat!"

Just think of what would happen if he put a hole in the fabric and made the springs come out..then you could say that "love springs eternal"!
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