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« on: July 19, 2013, 05:58:51 PM »

Man: I was here first!

Dino: What? You lie!

Her: I HATE testosterone wars!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Dedicated Viewer

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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2013, 10:54:30 AM »

Dino: Dude, what the...?

Man: We'll fight later! I'm trying to fingerbang my lady friend.

Im gonna live a rockstar life. Money, b***hes, and fame. Because my mommy said I can do anything I put my mind to.
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2013, 01:17:37 PM »

Go home,Dino!Betty and I are busy.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Umaril Has Returned
Last Of The Ayleids
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2013, 03:16:23 PM »

Man: Wow, you look really great in stop-motion!
Dino: Yeah and YOU guys are still blue-screen!


The Nine have proven formidable the last of the Ayleids, I stand today and fight for all my people to realize the dream the Pellani have taken from us, our beloved Tamriel..

Today I may win, or I may go home by a road I do not understand, but Tamriel will shine again, and my blade shall be glazed with the blood of the zealots who worship the Nine with their false hero Pelinal Whitestrake. A god does not bleed, but a man does, and Pelinal is only a man.

"Pelianal, Ni Vasha! "
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