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« on: August 18, 2013, 09:44:34 PM »

Freddy: Ha-hahaha! Awww-com'on you can TRUST ME! Give me a hug...
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2013, 10:02:42 PM »

I once caught a fish "this" big.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 10:12:19 PM »

"If.....they....could..........see me now!!!!"

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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2013, 10:44:22 PM »

Yo mama's ass so big, I had to spread my arms THIS WIDE to hold on after I smacked it and rode the wave in!

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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2013, 07:56:27 AM »

Freddy: HOW ARE YAAAA!...

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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 07:59:28 PM »

Jason: Oh, I think I know this one!  Okay, big?  Or, sounds like big..?  Two words..?

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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2013, 08:03:35 AM »

Freddy: The only things that scare me are Trevor's undies and Dokken's hairstyles.


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