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Flangepart
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« on: August 08, 2013, 08:26:45 AM »



Hedora: G, can you help me find my contact lens? I dropped it here when you blasted me.

Godzilla: Fine, fine...then can we get back to the apocalyptic battle? It's almost noon..."
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Umaril Has Returned
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2013, 11:51:40 AM »



Godzilla: "Hey you got somethin' on your collar, I'll get it for you."

Hedorah:"Thanks, Godzy old boy, you're a a real pal".
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The Nine have proven formidable foes..as the last of the Ayleids, I stand today and fight for all my people to realize the dream the Pellani have taken from us, our beloved Tamriel..

Today I may win, or I may go home by a road I do not understand, but Tamriel will shine again, and my blade shall be glazed with the blood of the zealots who worship the Nine with their false hero Pelinal Whitestrake. A god does not bleed, but a man does, and Pelinal is only a man.

"Pelianal, Ni Vasha! "
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2013, 03:36:45 PM »

Godzilla:"Man,my foes used to look more scary!"
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 08:06:10 PM »




Godzilla: You know, they wouldn't call you "Smog Monster" if you'd lay off the cabbage.
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« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 08:48:25 PM »

Lets see how my imagination is working tonight...



- The 5th Dimension Age of Aquarius plays in the background during battle! -

Hedorah: Take this! (low blow hand whip to Godzilla's walnuts)

Godzilla: $h!t! AehhhH!........... DAMN IT! You pink eye #$!@$#! %#%$!
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