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« on: August 21, 2013, 07:07:29 PM »

Ooops.

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The 37-year-old Wisconsinite was texting while driving, according to a report from the Grant County Sheriff’s Department, which resulted in the Vengeful Gods of Darwin, smirking from their sadistic clouds above, placing a tractor trailer in front of his car on Highway 151.

Moments later, Bruhn crashed his Ford convertible into the trailer, which spilled gallons of liquid manure into his whip. BTW, the car was an Avis rental.

Bruhn broke his finger in the crash as well as every ounce of pride he had left.
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2013, 07:45:25 PM »



Biff: I hate Manure
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2013, 08:38:25 PM »

I thought of Back to the Future too.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2013, 08:39:08 PM »

I thought of Back to the Future too.

The driver probably has ten to fifteen years of bad Back to the Future jokes to look forward to now.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2013, 12:39:46 AM »

Ooops.

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The 37-year-old Wisconsinite was texting while driving, according to a report from the Grant County Sheriff’s Department, which resulted in the Vengeful Gods of Darwin, smirking from their sadistic clouds above, placing a tractor trailer in front of his car on Highway 151.

Moments later, Bruhn crashed his Ford convertible into the trailer, which spilled gallons of liquid manure into his whip. BTW, the car was an Avis rental.

Bruhn broke his finger in the crash as well as every ounce of pride he had left.



Number 1: Texting while driving is bad.

Number 2: He's got himself into a sh*tload of trouble.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2013, 03:55:31 PM »

Texting whole driving, crashing, and getting covered in manure. you could say this guy was talking sh*t either way....
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2013, 02:37:33 PM »

Serves him right! I'm very much against texting while driving....although our "brilliant" governor vetoed a bill banning such behaviour as too invasive of our privacy. Putz!
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2013, 08:35:11 PM »

Texting whole driving, crashing, and getting covered in manure. you could say this guy was talking sh*t either way....

The guy is up s**t creek for sure now.
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