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« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2014, 08:41:44 PM »

Sorbo doesn't have a Body Rock in him

« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2014, 12:39:12 AM »

Then a few days later I've started to watch Iron Sky (2012)... what could had been a great movie turned south once the black astronaut started talking... really? let me get this straight, it cost billions of dollars to send somebody in space and the only black man they could find was from the ghetto? actually it was worst because the story seemed to implied that blacks come from the ghetto. I've turned the story off after the space Nazis landed in a pot farm ~ I'd believe somewhere in new York... Although, I should had realized something was wrong with the movie when the black astronaut was wearing a darker looking space suit. Interesting is that the President of the United States looks like Sarah Palin, although it was insulting my intelligence.

The added joke with the black character is that he wasn't sent up because he was an astronaut, but the top African-American model in America, and he was sent along to "sell" the visit to the moon. His suit was a fasion design, which explains why it was different than the other astronaut. Perfect joke because the President was trying to be so PC as to make everyone happy. His "ghetto" speak was more BS than anything, that's why, once on Earth, real ghetto blacks looked at him like a freak. Well, that and wearing a uniform with swastikas....
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« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2014, 01:17:59 AM »

If it's 'fist' time viewings you're talking about, I would like to punch many Hollywood film producers for wasting my time and taking my money.  Twirling TongueOut
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2014, 06:51:45 AM »

The Bling Ring with Emma Watson. I thought it would be good, but it was horrible.
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