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« on: September 11, 2013, 06:23:56 PM »

Dr. Ultra: "That's...that's the worst posterior problem I've ever seen! How can you even sit with that can?"

Monster: (Sigh) I sleep standing up...but on the other hand, I've Never slid off a chair."

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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 06:28:09 PM »

Ultraman: Yeahhh... dude, Im not going to waste my time. You better get that checked.
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2013, 04:33:31 PM »

Ok...let me put on my latex glove...

But doctor, I am a latex glove.

Listen, kaiju prostate health is no laughing matter.  If he only had regular check ups, poor Youngary might still be alive.


At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2013, 12:45:38 PM »

Feel the terror,Ultraman! I'm what happens when they cross Godzilla with a porcupine.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2013, 01:48:08 PM »

That's the Bemular suit from episode 1. I remember in this episode, however, that the monster was the result of a wish made by a man who had a hunk of meteoric iron that allowed for wishes to materialize. Among other suits that got used to pieces in Ultraman were the Baragon suit.

The Nine have proven formidable the last of the Ayleids, I stand today and fight for all my people to realize the dream the Pellani have taken from us, our beloved Tamriel..

Today I may win, or I may go home by a road I do not understand, but Tamriel will shine again, and my blade shall be glazed with the blood of the zealots who worship the Nine with their false hero Pelinal Whitestrake. A god does not bleed, but a man does, and Pelinal is only a man.

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