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« on: October 20, 2013, 12:33:13 AM »

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Move over Rebecca Black. Personally I feel a new ring tone coming...
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2013, 02:59:05 PM »

The producer is now trolling white people, serious, this, Friday, and Thanksgiving, this guy is a class level troll. The songs suck, yet they get popular due to the idiocy of it.
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2013, 05:12:18 PM »

I gotta admire this guy's business model. It's shameless, but obviously white people with too much money will pay him to make passable vanity videos for their tween daughters. I say go ahead and ride that horse as far as it will take you.
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2013, 05:35:43 PM »

Compared to this...Friday is amazing and I now want to hear it.

Aren't people supposed to get BETTER when they write songs? Not worse?
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2013, 11:43:50 AM »

as someone who has worked in 2 Chinese restaurants I can tell you that vid is 100% accurate
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2013, 01:21:42 PM »

as someone who has worked in 2 Chinese restaurants I can tell you that vid is 100% accurate

Especially the panda flying off?  TeddyR
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2013, 02:13:27 PM »

as someone who has worked in 2 Chinese restaurants I can tell you that vid is 100% accurate

Especially the panda flying off?  TeddyR
of course. not on a rainbow though, obviously. that's just silly...
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2013, 02:17:28 PM »

Much like when I eat Chinese food, after watching that video, my stomach hurts and I'm sure I'll huddled on the toilet later as I mutter, "Never, ever, EVER again!"
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2013, 05:15:29 PM »

ARK Music Factory is too pop music what The Asylum  is to summer blockbusters.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2013, 09:07:28 PM »

It sucks because it doesn't suck. it doesn't have that wrong energy that makes it seem kind of punk or something
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2013, 01:41:56 PM »

Such a funky little video....I might like it. BounceGiggle
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2013, 10:07:27 PM »

Fat Usher greatly disturbs me...just saying.
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