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« on: December 08, 2013, 04:17:56 PM »



http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/drunk-teens-steal-circus-llama-take-it-for-joyride/-/1719418/22829124/-/xlqgakz/-/index.html
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2013, 08:08:58 PM »

If the Llama in question was named Carl and wearing a hat, they are in BIG trouble!
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2013, 09:18:39 PM »

Did they ride it from Peru to Texarkana?
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 11:41:36 PM »

I hear they sunk a cruise ship . . . and toppled a South American government! BounceGiggle








(If you do not get that, go on YouTube and look up "Llamas With Hats" from Filmcow.
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2013, 01:49:43 PM »

Losers, in my day the llamas we stole were stripped and up on blocks within 30 minutes.
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« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2013, 10:40:36 PM »

I'm willing to cut them some slack.  Who among us can say that they didn't steal a llama and take it for a joyride when they were a kid?
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2013, 12:07:33 AM »

I concur. Llama joyriding was as common an occurrence as cow-tipping on a Saturday night back in the days of my youthful endeavours!  Cheers


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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2013, 03:00:47 AM »

Losers, in my day the llamas we stole were stripped and up on blocks within 30 minutes.
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2013, 03:04:09 AM »

I wonder if this happened to them?  TeddyR TeddyR

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