Trevor's Underwire Underworld Underwear: For the werewolf or vampire who needs REALLY tough undies! They stretch like spandex, but can stop a silver bullet.
But, can they stop a kick to the groin?
Send us your poor films.
Your tired wines.
(The wine cellar at Animal Kingdom Lodge at Walt Disney World has over 65 different types of South African wines.)
Your singers--Nikki Williams--yearning to be free.
Even all your Bialegas gym socks
But . . . ?!
Stinky undies . . . ?!
We don't need no stinkin' undies!