Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 26, 2024, 12:47:46 AM
714392 Posts in 53096 Topics by 7742 Members
Latest Member: KathleneKa
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  (Group of people) does it (blank). « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2
Author Topic: (Group of people) does it (blank).  (Read 7513 times)
Mofo Rising
Global Moderator
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 460
Posts: 3222


My cat can eat a whole watermelon!


WWW
« on: March 09, 2014, 02:01:49 AM »

Oldest joke in the book. Oldest dirty joke in the book, but...

Scientists do it through a series of "double blind" tests.

Scientist know that to penetrate the secrets of the universe demands true rigor.

And my favorite,

Americans do not do it because it's easy, they do it because it is hard.

So, this well worn trope, what do you got?
Logged

Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.
Trevor
Uncle Zombie and Eminent Shitologist
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2125
Posts: 22786



« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2014, 03:38:02 AM »

Film archivists do it at 24 frames per second. Wink
Logged

I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 1191
Posts: 9595


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2014, 04:46:09 AM »

Farmers do it with sheep.

My sister once tried to play some sort of game like that with me on a road trip.  (occupation) does it with (some sort of style, or sounds like a similar word).  So she gave me the occupation of farmer, and that was my response.  TeddyR
Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 712
Posts: 9199


Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2014, 01:10:20 PM »

Teachers do it with class
Logged

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13484


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2014, 02:37:06 PM »

Jedi knights do it with light sabers.
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 1191
Posts: 9595


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2014, 04:44:24 PM »

Teachers do it with class
Ah.. like Mary Kay Letourneau!
Jedi knights do it with light sabers.
Ouch!!!
Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
lester1/2jr
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1118
Posts: 12334



WWW
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2014, 06:35:16 PM »

right wing economists do it using the Austrian Method of praxeological deduction
Logged
Rev. Powell
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
****

Karma: 3110
Posts: 26905


Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


WWW
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2014, 07:37:38 PM »

Porn stars do it as a job.
Logged

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
Allhallowsday
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2285
Posts: 20730


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2014, 09:26:39 PM »

Judges do it with a gavel. 

Surgeons do it with a scalpel. 

But everybody knows, Deep Divers do it with a hose. 
Logged

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
LilCerberus
A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 712
Posts: 9199


Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2014, 09:34:05 PM »

But everybody knows, Deep Divers do it with a hose. 

Scuba Divers do it deeper
Logged

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.
Flangepart
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 653
Posts: 9477



« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2014, 08:09:06 AM »

Redshirts do it to death.

Browncoats do it all over the verse.

Klingons do it to everybody.

Romulans do it behind your back.
Logged

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
The Burgomaster
Aggravating People Worldwide Since 1964
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 773
Posts: 9036



« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2014, 09:05:13 AM »

I do it with my right hand.
Logged

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Raffine
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 812
Posts: 4466



« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2014, 09:33:13 AM »



It's a musician joke . . .
Logged

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
Chainsawmidget
Guest
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2014, 09:39:59 AM »

Farmers do it with Hoes.

 Twirling
Logged
Rev. Powell
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
****

Karma: 3110
Posts: 26905


Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


WWW
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2014, 09:47:45 AM »

Streetwalkers do it joylessly, in order to scrape together enough money to buy drugs and a few hours of blissful oblivion.

Am I in the right spirit?
Logged

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
Pages: [1] 2
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  (Group of people) does it (blank). « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.