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« on: May 19, 2014, 06:18:45 PM »
Yep, you read that right.  A man in Tennessee tried to copulate with an ATM.

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MAY 19--A Tennessee man was arrested Friday night after he walked into a bar, dropped his pants and underwear, and attempted to have sex with an ATM machine, police report.

Lonnie Hutton, 49, was collared at The Boro Bar and Grill, the Murfreesboro watering hole where he allegedly sought to make a 9 PM deposit.

According to a Murfreesboro Police Department report, an officer was dispatched to the bar, where a witness said that Hutton walked to the ATM and “pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals.” Officer M. Rickard added, “Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM.”

After his encounter with the ATM, Hutton “then began to walk ‘nude’ around the bar thrusting his hips in the air,” Rickard reported.
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2014, 06:41:53 PM »
Wow.  I wonder what kind of payoff he was expecting?
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2014, 08:16:04 PM »
I wonder how much interest he lost when he withdrew?   Wink
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2014, 08:24:02 PM »
Please tell me he was saying something like-"Hey Bank-you're always %^&%-ing with me, now how do you like it?"
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2014, 08:33:03 PM »
Mr. Hutton misunderstood the location and process of sperm banks
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2014, 06:26:07 AM »
The ATM was quoted as saying "Best deposit I've ever had!"
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2014, 08:18:13 AM »
LMAO, great one-liners from all of you!

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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2014, 08:32:23 AM »
Quote from: WingedSerpent on May 19, 2014, 08:24:02 PM
Please tell me he was saying something like-"Hey Bank-you're always %^&%-ing with me, now how do you like it?"

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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2014, 12:58:48 PM »
I try to write funny things...amusing stories...and then reality comes along and LAUGHS at me!  Bluesad
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2014, 05:15:12 PM »
Thats going for the money shot.
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2014, 05:48:31 PM »
This Ain't Banking XXX (2014)  Twirling
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2014, 09:36:55 PM »
Substantial penalties for early withdrawal...
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2014, 10:48:13 PM »
He came into some money.
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2014, 10:58:15 PM »
Someone wanted to make ... a special deposit.

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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2014, 11:07:08 PM »
I hope he used the plastic. Those ATMs will let anyone in them.
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