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bob
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« on: April 04, 2015, 12:08:30 PM »
Not in Florida surprisingly.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/man-found-dead-after-having-sex-with-scarecrow-using-strapon-toy-10155137.html
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2015, 12:43:29 PM »

"F**ker had it coming."
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2015, 01:11:30 PM »
he was just playing the field...
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2015, 02:39:53 PM »
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died during an "erotic game".

He must have lost.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 10:36:50 PM »
Wait . . . why does a MAN need a strapon?

Never mind, I just don't want to know . . .  Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2015, 10:58:30 PM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on April 04, 2015, 12:43:29 PM

"f**ker has it coming."





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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2015, 11:03:58 PM »
Sweeet Satan! Thats the best thing I heard all f**king YEAR!


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bob
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2015, 11:27:44 PM »
I'm choosing to believe that he found it next to Dorthy's scarecrow, which brings new and unsettling thoughts as well as insight as to why she missed him most. She used it on him......
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2015, 01:02:01 AM »
Just logged on to find my karma shot up three points from a single post.

Wow. Thanks!
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« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2015, 01:47:13 PM »
Well, thats something you don't hear every day.   
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2015, 04:39:30 PM »
Shepherd?! I thought that was what sheep were for. If I were the police, I'd start investigating all the members of the man's flock. It sounds like one of them didn't take too well to being cheated on by a scarecrow.
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