Someone posted a Craigslist ad
offering the crashed Star Destroyer from the Star Wars trailer for sale;
Today’s best Craigslist find comes to us via the RV listings in Humboldt County, California. Dragging this off the property may take some doing. And buyer beware—it has a salvage title.
Without further ado, the brilliant ad, in its entirety:
"Selling a slightly used Imperial II–class Star Destroyer.
"Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year’s harvest. I just haven’t had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is someone else’s gain!"
Two things.
A) Dibs
B) The original ad had been
moved to the Best of Craigslist.