Florida Man in
action once again!
After a cop caught him masturbating last night on a Florida beach, Byron Christianoudis apologized and offered an explanation, of sorts, for his alleged lewd behavior.
“My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her,” the 44-year-old Sarasota resident said, according to a criminal complaint.
Christianoudis was “sitting in the sand near the sand dunes” when Officer Darin Rath of the Indian Shores Police Department approached him from behind around 6 PM. Rath reported watching Christianoudis “rubbing his genital area (masturbating).”
While pleasuring himself, Christianoudis appeared to be “watching an adult female and a minor female child walking down the waters edge,” Rath noted.
I got this;