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« Reply #735 on: July 27, 2017, 08:26:59 AM »

the trees are green-the air is red right Or blue-yeah-blue. Im all f**ked up. help me.
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« Reply #736 on: July 27, 2017, 09:07:23 AM »

Come on, Ronnie, the sky is purple.  Or is that the rain?  Depends if you are into Prince or Jimmi Hendrix.
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« Reply #737 on: July 28, 2017, 01:52:52 AM »

I have no clean undies
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But, be that as it may, those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again, to teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
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« Reply #738 on: July 28, 2017, 08:32:57 AM »

I'm running the office today, so as I feel the intoxicating effects of absolute power creep up past my eyeballs, the only question left is, do I interrogate the interns under hot lights, or make them dance for me as I sit and eat bonbons in front of them? (Perhaps tossing them the scraps of the flavors I don't like, once I've bitten into them.) Or maybe I'll do both, just to augment their hopelessness....a bit?

According to Fargo season two, which I have watched, a ruler should always begin a reign with an act of noble generosity and an act of tyrannical cruelty, so one's subjects know their new autocrat is capable of both extremes.

Since I let one of the interns take a bathroom break already, because she started (scoff) crying and going on about something to do with a history of recurring bladder infections---as if that condition actually exists, right---I'm good with the noble generosity part, as for the cruelty, well I am officially open to suggestions, with the winner getting.........karma? Or not? Depending on my autocratic mood. Shrug.

Now run along, peasants, til you have something that might amuse me, you are boring our august person here. Shoo!
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« Reply #739 on: July 28, 2017, 12:09:55 PM »

I'm running the office today, so as I feel the intoxicating effects of absolute power creep up past my eyeballs, the only question left is, do I interrogate the interns under hot lights, or make them dance for me as I sit and eat bonbons in front of them? (Perhaps tossing them the scraps of the flavors I don't like, once I've bitten into them.) Or maybe I'll do both, just to augment their hopelessness....a bit?

According to Fargo season two, which I have watched, a ruler should always begin a reign with an act of noble generosity and an act of tyrannical cruelty, so one's subjects know their new autocrat is capable of both extremes.

Since I let one of the interns take a bathroom break already, because she started (scoff) crying and going on about something to do with a history of recurring bladder infections---as if that condition actually exists, right---I'm good with the noble generosity part, as for the cruelty, well I am officially open to suggestions, with the winner getting.........karma? Or not? Depending on my autocratic mood. Shrug.

Now run along, peasants, til you have something that might amuse me, you are boring our august person here. Shoo!



OK, here's an idea:  draw a caricature of Donald Trump on one intern's forehead, and Hillary Clinton on another's.  Then give them each a shiv and shove them into the broom closet.  Whoever emerges alive gets a bonus - and the remaining interns can dress as Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and do a dance routine for the winner!
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« Reply #740 on: July 28, 2017, 12:54:33 PM »

Ask one of them a question.  When they respond, act like you don't hear them.  If they say anything again, yell "Silence, Worm!  How dare you speak in my presence!" 

Also pick one of them to carry you around all day on his shoulders.  At the end of the day, yell at him for not getting all his work done that day. 
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« Reply #741 on: July 28, 2017, 12:58:52 PM »

I'm running the office today, so as I feel the intoxicating effects of absolute power creep up past my eyeballs, the only question left is, do I interrogate the interns under hot lights, or make them dance for me as I sit and eat bonbons in front of them? (Perhaps tossing them the scraps of the flavors I don't like, once I've bitten into them.) Or maybe I'll do both, just to augment their hopelessness....a bit?

According to Fargo season two, which I have watched, a ruler should always begin a reign with an act of noble generosity and an act of tyrannical cruelty, so one's subjects know their new autocrat is capable of both extremes.



Since I let one of the interns take a bathroom break already, because she started (scoff) crying and going on about something to do with a history of recurring bladder infections---as if that condition actually exists, right---I'm good with the noble generosity part, as for the cruelty, well I am officially open to suggestions, with the winner getting.........karma? Or not? Depending on my autocratic mood. Shrug.

Now run along, peasants, til you have something that might amuse me, you are boring our august person here. Shoo!



OK, here's an idea:  draw a caricature of Donald Trump on one intern's forehead, and Hillary Clinton on another's.  Then give them each a shiv and shove them into the broom closet.  Whoever emerges alive gets a bonus - and the remaining interns can dress as Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and do a dance routine for the winner!

This pleases me. Karma for Mr. Smith.
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« Reply #742 on: July 28, 2017, 01:00:18 PM »

Ask one of them a question.  When they respond, act like you don't hear them.  If they say anything again, yell "Silence, Worm!  How dare you speak in my presence!" 

Also pick one of them to carry you around all day on his shoulders.  At the end of the day, yell at him for not getting all his work done that day. 

Good, good, also amusing. Karma as well for for herr Midget.
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« Reply #743 on: July 30, 2017, 12:37:51 PM »

UnDubbed Version.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna keep pluggin' the heck outa this little opus!
Small | Large
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« Reply #744 on: July 31, 2017, 01:27:06 PM »

RIP Sam Shepard
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« Reply #745 on: August 01, 2017, 09:05:00 PM »

Me to my husband: What's the thing you want most for your birthday?

Him: A bi-sexual wife.

Me: I was really hoping you'd say socks.
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Das was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich noch merkwürdiger. (What does not kill me makes me stranger.)
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« Reply #746 on: August 08, 2017, 11:24:16 AM »

Well, I hope everyone's having a happy anniversary of the Nixon resignation! 😐
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« Reply #747 on: August 08, 2017, 12:46:01 PM »

Picked up a 3" anti tank gun for Kristi's US WW2 army and a Katyusha to finish off my Soviet army. Been working on terrain for them to fight in recently. Really need to get around to finishing off my German's. I did all the cool bits (big guns and big tanks), but the poor bloody infantry are languishing in a box with only an undercoat sprayed on them so far. I should expand my Japanese force, but they don't really have much that appeals to me (little guns and tiny tanks). I suspect I'll finish off my British & Commonwealth mechanised force next.

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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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« Reply #748 on: August 08, 2017, 04:45:32 PM »

RIP Glen Campbell
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« Reply #749 on: August 11, 2017, 03:26:11 PM »

Do I have to look reality in the eye, or is there a better orifice to choose? Oh, wait...never mind...
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