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Trevor
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« on: January 14, 2016, 03:03:47 AM »
And this old guy doesn't taste too good......  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2016, 04:41:20 AM »
Please, Santa... I've been a good raccoon!  I want that model train set!
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2016, 04:43:33 AM »
Quote from: retrorussell on January 14, 2016, 04:41:20 AM
Please, Santa... I've been a good raccoon!  I want that model train set!

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2016, 04:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on January 14, 2016, 03:03:47 AM



Body odor and hungry raccoons don't mix.
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I'm a Mac...
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 09:05:13 PM »


Oooh...tastes like beer!
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2016, 04:54:45 AM »
According to my amazing lipreading skills, he's saying "OWWWWW" every time the raccoon bites him.  Wink
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2016, 12:01:25 AM »
Ricky Raccoon really hated ZZ Top...
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