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Trevor
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« on: February 18, 2016, 08:44:31 AM »

 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR



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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2016, 09:22:11 AM »



We can't keep doing this to all your lovers husbands!
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Trevor
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2016, 07:04:35 AM »

TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR





Scott Caan: "Why is my right hand in this shot and nothing else?"  TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2016, 02:54:14 PM »

Hey, mind your own business, pal!  We were just.. um.. wrestling!  That's it!  Yeah!  Now move along!
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LilCerberus
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2016, 03:17:44 PM »

JONATHAN!
JONATHAN!
JONATHAN!
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2016, 03:20:42 PM »

No I will not show this guy where the fishes sleep!
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2016, 09:16:23 AM »

"We're goin' shark fishin', and he drew the short straw, so get used to it."
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2016, 01:19:08 AM »

"We're goin' shark fishin', and he drew the short straw, so get used to it."

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2016, 01:20:47 AM »

TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR





Alex O'Loughlin: "I found this guy in the chum box. Friend of yours?"
James Caan: "No, he's just my date... umm, bait."
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2016, 01:22:31 AM »

TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR





Guy with tape on mouth: "Mmmm...sticky fishy..."  Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2016, 03:38:31 AM »




Scott Caan: "Guy with tape on lips who diss my Dad get lips permanently sealed."


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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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Trevor
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2016, 07:14:22 AM »





Alex O'Loughlin: "Hey James: who told you we were rebooting Hawaii 50?"
Scott Caan: "Me. I told him."
Alex O'Loughlin: "That's it: you're going over the side."
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2016, 02:03:29 AM »





Alex: "I'm telling him I'm going to throw him overboard: why's he grinning at me?"

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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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Trevor
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2016, 05:27:35 AM »

TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR





Guy with lips sealed: "I'm not your chum so why was I in that chum box?"  Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Trevor
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B-Movie Kraken
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2016, 08:43:41 AM »

TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR





Alex O'Loughlin: "I was going to demonstrate how my new underarm deodorant works for me but this bra strap is killing me."  TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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