Some day son...

[Flangepart]

"Today, son, Zardoz. Tomorrow, the rest of the alphabet!"

"When can I fly the giant stone head?"

"When you're 18, or we're attacked by drunken cats, which ever comes first."

[Mr. DS]

Son I see the future and it contains helmets without phallic symbols.

[LilCerberus]

Dad, I know it's a cool song & everything, it's your favorite, but there's other songs on Cosmic Thing... I mean, The B52s made a lot of cool albums; We can't just have Channel Z on loop 24/7!

[LilCerberus]

First, we will catch a few Zs, then, The Sandman himself, and then there won't be any Zs left for anybody!

[ER]

"The four-breasted courtesans of the moon of Omega-Tau VI have intimate relations with thousands of species every year, my son, so when they tell us ours is the most pleasing ever to visit their love temple, ah, yes, it's a true compliment..."