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« on: July 09, 2016, 09:40:18 PM »
Trying to lighting stuff up around here.
My dick never got cut. But all my brothers got there dicks cut-I felt left out-dam-and in High School-in gym class-most of those kids had cut dicks-but I don't-I felt like I was missing out on something.
I had my kids cut-cuz docs sed it was more healthy.
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2016, 09:48:20 PM »
The word is "lighten" as in "trying to lighten things up..." 

Who cares about circumcised dick?   I think you're lucky to have kept your hood.  Alas, I've never known what I'd missed.  I wish I had mine. 
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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2016, 09:55:13 PM »
I really dont care about anybodys dick-I just thought it would be -I dunno-if yer thinking about yer dick-ya aint thinking about God or politics-so!
Menards gone-somebody's gotta be an a***ole. I thought I'd talk about something stupid-
by the way-why would you NOT wanna get yer dick cut? I feel like an outsider-all my freinds in school had cut dicks-its weird man!
And not a dam one of them were Jewish! I never knew a Jew in my life! I live in Michigan! Them hillbillys aint Jewish!
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2016, 10:01:39 PM »
oh yeah-my Ma's adopted dad-Pappy Morris in the Bronx-was a jew-but I never seen his dick-so-I dunno.  Question
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2016, 10:09:17 PM »
Well that's a subject changer.   Smile
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2016, 10:49:33 PM »
Yyyyyyeah, I believe I'm the first male member ( BounceGiggle member BounceGiggle )
of either side of my family to have it done at birth.
All the men before me let it get dirty & it got infected, & they had to have it snipped just as they were hitting puberty...
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2016, 10:58:14 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 09, 2016, 10:49:33 PM
Yyyyyyeah, I believe I'm the first male member ( BounceGiggle member BounceGiggle )
of either side of my family to have it done at birth.
All the men before me let it get dirty & it got infected, & they had to have it snipped just as they were hitting puberty...

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Then yer kin are filthy! I never got my dick cut-and it's just as pink as a newborn! I borned 2 kids--its bulls**t! Maybe it had to be done because old Jews way back than didnt know how to wash their dicks? Maybe? I dunno? My dick aint cut-I aint a jew-and my dick aint fell off! its called-WASH YER DICK.
Ya DON't want no funky cheese going on between yer dick and yer foreskin-if ya do-and I know-it smells really bad.
SO!
Wash yer dick.
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2016, 11:46:15 PM »
So it's mushrooms versus anteaters again, is it?  TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2016, 02:22:47 AM »
Ah, what the hell, since we're on the subject...

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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2016, 03:22:48 AM »
Definitely got mine cut.. I seen one uncut in a (fairly) mainstream movie, and it wudn't pretty.

Just fer fun, a list of celebs who didn't go under the knife.
http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous7.html
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2016, 06:46:16 AM »
Elvis!
Jimi!
Johnny!

s**t! I'm in good company!  Cheers
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« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2016, 09:53:05 AM »
It's been a trend to get it done in this country. A doctor once told me he sees a lot of homeless people who need to have an adult snip to keep infection at bay. Really medically it's only necessary if you're an unclean heathen.  Twirling
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2016, 10:44:27 AM »
Yes... but I'd like to hear what badmovies' ladies have to say about this one! Don't be shy, gals... you cut?
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2016, 11:39:43 AM »
I think if God wanted men to have foreskins they'd have been born with them.
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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2016, 11:40:28 AM »
PS What's the useless skin at the end of a man's penis called? (The rest of his body.)
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