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« on: January 12, 2017, 03:49:58 AM »

From a hotel in the Western Cape, South Africa:

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The staff of the Hotel is very rude, especially a lady called Teesa has a nostalgic attitude. Beware if you order eggs to her instead of serving she can throw on your head. Very dirty toilets, smelly room.

Buggedout BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2017, 08:56:52 AM »

And this one: I swear that I have never stayed in the Table Bay Hotel, Cape Town  TeddyR

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The net curtains in the room rarely get washed and to cap it all, there was a dirty pair of men's underpants in our laundry bin.

That is a five star hotel: you can see them through the hole in the roof  Twirling Wink
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2017, 04:03:47 AM »

This one from East London, South Africa: TeddyR

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To be honest the time I got attacked by a rhino was a better experience than staying in this dump of a hotel. My family saved up all year to get a waiter who fancied my wife. The water didn't taste like water and the burgers were raw. My bed was made of cardboard and I still have a sore back. The food wasn't poor. I hated it:  one night I slept outside and it was better.

Terrible to know being attacked by a rhino  Buggedout is better than staying here.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2017, 07:29:11 AM »

Another one from Cape Town:

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Room 226 has a shower in the middle of the room, so be prepared to get naked with your roommate(s) watching.

 Buggedout Buggedout
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