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« on: January 12, 2017, 03:49:58 AM »

From a hotel in the Western Cape, South Africa:

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The staff of the Hotel is very rude, especially a lady called Teesa has a nostalgic attitude. Beware if you order eggs to her instead of serving she can throw on your head. Very dirty toilets, smelly room.

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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2017, 08:56:52 AM »

And this one: I swear that I have never stayed in the Table Bay Hotel, Cape Town  TeddyR

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The net curtains in the room rarely get washed and to cap it all, there was a dirty pair of men's underpants in our laundry bin.

That is a five star hotel: you can see them through the hole in the roof  Twirling Wink
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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2017, 04:03:47 AM »

This one from East London, South Africa: TeddyR

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To be honest the time I got attacked by a rhino was a better experience than staying in this dump of a hotel. My family saved up all year to get a waiter who fancied my wife. The water didn't taste like water and the burgers were raw. My bed was made of cardboard and I still have a sore back. The food wasn't poor. I hated it:  one night I slept outside and it was better.

Terrible to know being attacked by a rhino  Buggedout is better than staying here.
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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2017, 07:29:11 AM »

Another one from Cape Town:

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Room 226 has a shower in the middle of the room, so be prepared to get naked with your roommate(s) watching.

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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2017, 05:10:03 AM »

This one made me LOL just now:

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The first night on going to bed we couldn't turn the lights out so we rang for someone to come and sort it out 3 men turned up and started to pull the bed out with me still in it.

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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2017, 05:45:06 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2017, 11:22:57 AM »

You just prepped the jokes for the movie 'Mr. Bean does Africa."
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2017, 09:09:52 AM »

One from a hotel in Bologna, Italy: I might be going there in 2018 for the FIAF Summer School  Buggedout Buggedout

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If you are the kind of person that needs to go to the toilet from time to time, this hotel is not for you.
This was by far the worst hotel experience of my life.
I received a room with a broken toilet, requested to receive a different room, was denied and promised the toilet would be fixed.
Nothing was fixed, and eventually my entire stay in the hotel was without a working toilet.
Needless to say, the management completely ignored my situation, and didn't even bother to apologies or offer a compensation.

Make yourself a favor, don't stay at this hotel.
I was so p**sed from my stay, that I took the time to write this review, DO NOT GO TO THE GRAND HOTEL ELITE OR YOUR WOULD REGRET IT.
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