Welcome back, Chainsaw!! We had a call. It seems your lawn furniture ended up in Kentucky. I wouldn't ask for it back, as one of the locals tends to drool while hugging the cushions, and he hugs them A LOT!
Glad you're safe, Chainsaw.
They fell on muh land, they muh cushions now! Now git back feller!
Damn, Rev. You got a few relatives like that, too?