Possibly a blasphemous conversation?

[Alex]

I've just been challanged to write the bible of The Hoff.

"Oh yeh in the beginning there was the name, and the name was Michael Knight and where Michael Knight went there was good, for he was a lone crusader against injustice. And he looked on his work and he saw the first series of Knight Rider was good."


Kristi Lunt Corbett Remind me never to give you another challenge.

Garry Dunnett And what about K.I.T? is he like thast fictitious Jesus gadgey?

Cato Woodward K.I.T.T. Knight Industries Two Thousand.

Cato Woodward peasant

Garry Dunnett I didn't know that, or my old age has weakened my memory. Or it could be the bottle of Kraken I've just finished :)

Alex Corbett You had rum without me?

Alex Corbett And yea there was those who doubted the Hoff when he brought amongst us the Knight Rider. And he did bring unto the unbelievers Bay Watch. And there was much rejoicing for in Bay Watch there was much slow motion and much bounciness.

Garry Dunnett And he spoke to the crowd and he sayeth "Bounciness is next to Hoffliness and there was much rejoicing."

Alex Corbett Ware yea oh earth and sea for the devil sends the beast with wrath! And the number of the beast is a human number. Its number is 66D!

Alex Corbett Woe to ye who worships at the false 80's TV alter for those who held Airwolf, Animan, Street Wolf or Bring 'Em Back Alive were doomed to eternal damnation, for their hearts were empty and held not the Hoff first!

[RCMerchant]

Gee-thanks for convincing me that religion is bulls**t.
Which I already knew.

[Alex]

RC! Deny thy heresy and bow at the alter of The Almight Hoff!

[RCMerchant]

I really am too drunk to understand what the point of this thread is-but I'm an atheist-so-blah blah blah!


Folks like to make a point with god stuff-I could care less
I HATE religion! I hate it.

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[Alex]

I am not convinced that worshipping at the alter of the Almight Hasslehoff counts as an organised religion but have a good night any way mate and I hope that you get all that you could wish for youself comes true.

[RCMerchant]

I'd soon worship Hoff or Jebbus or Charlie Manson or whataf**k. Somebody gotta worship someone-I reckon.
I worship NO one. To worship a deity-a phoney god-don't EVER worship some made up s**t.
Worship NO ONE. Trust yer heart.
Unless yer a psycho-bah!
Life is not about bowing to phoney gods. Its about being true to your self.


Wasnt that deep for a drunk?


AHHHHHH!


I don't give a f**k about this world

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Its mad. Its mad.

[316zombie]

i cannot worship the hoff,for he is truly mistaken! there is only one true michael knight, and he played thad on all my children. NEVER was he involved with dreck like baywatch!
  so sayeth the badmovies.org.'s  oldest white witch, and it be true.

[Chainsawmidget]

Zardu Hasselfrau!  Zardu Hasselfrau!

[Rev. Powell]

I'd soon worship Hoff or Jebbus or Charlie Manson or whataf**k. Somebody gotta worship someone-I reckon.

You can worship me if you want. But I warn you---I'm not granting any prayers, or providing you eternal life. On the plus side, you don't have to quit drinking or smoking pot---you just have to share with your god.

[bob]

Can I worship you Rev.?

[indianasmith]

My first year of teaching I got saddled with the most dreaded of all classes - STUDY HALL.
One of my freshman named Tom C. tried to start a cult among the other freshmen.  It was called the "Everybody Worship Tom Cult."
They would give him all their lunch money, cell phones, music CD's, video games, and all other earthly possessions.
In turn, he would give their spirits unlimited candy in the afterlife.
Despite my offer to be faculty sponsor, no one joined.

Such cynicism in the very young!

[Rev. Powell]

Can I worship you Rev.?

You can continue worshiping me, sure. 

[RCMerchant]

Hail Rev! 

(I was so drunk when I wrote on this thread-I don't even remember writing ANY of this!)

[Svengoolie 3]

And yea,  the lord Hoff was asked to play Nick fury.  And he did play Nick fury,  and it was good.

Then the forces of evil did come,  and they did inflict the curse of racejacking upon the character of Nick fury,  and he was thereafter played by the great evil one,  Samuel L.  Jackson.

[RCMerchant]

And yea,  the lord Hoff was asked to play Nick fury.  And he did play Nick fury,  and it was good.

Then the forces of evil did come,  and they did inflict the curse of racejacking upon the character of Nick fury,  and he was thereafter played by the great evil one,  Samuel L.  Jackson.

I never understood that. I grew up reading SGT FURY AND HIS HOWLING COMMANDOS, and Fury was-obviously- white.
Unless,of course, in the movie Marvel Universe there was no Sgt. Fury-only Agent of Steel. I didn't see him with the Commandos in the Captain America movie.
I mean-that would like making the character of the Falcon white...makes no sense-except that maybe Jackson just has to be in every movie ever made in the last 20 years.