If your OS was a car...
http://atariage.com/forums/topic/274759-if-your-os-was-a-car/#entry3945283Favorite bits:
"Atari ST - You get in your car, but people dont recognize it as a car, as they all thought that the maker only made go-carts, and everyone thought they went out of business years ago. The new model of your car will be out Very Soon Now ™ but you won't be able to buy it."
"UNIX - get in your car and type the store command, which is helpfully abbreviated to 'st' you travel at 200 miles/hour, but have to check the log to see if you ever actually ever arrived at the store"
"OS/2 - After fueling up with 6,000 gallons of gas, you get in the car and drive to the store with a motorcycle escort and a marching band in procession. Halfway there, the car blows up, "
"Windows - You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly, because attached to the back of the car is a freight train."
"VAX - You get in the car and find that the controls are all labeled in Egyptian hieroglyphics. You press several buttons at random and suddenly find yourself parked in front of a store, next to an Apple."