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Trevor
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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2018, 03:24:37 AM »
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on July 24, 2018, 02:02:30 AM
You can't physically go into a store and rent a movie.  

Agreed: a lot of the video rental stores in my area have closed - once popular, now not so much anymore. Sad.
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Alex
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2018, 04:42:07 AM »
Grow my hair long.

Spend all day drinking.

Run for 6 hours a day.

Travel where I want to, when I want to.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2018, 08:04:41 AM »
Throw a roundhouse kick higher than my head.

 (You shoulda seen me back in the day, though!! LOL)
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2018, 09:10:28 AM »
Sympathy, Indy, I despair of ever again being able to run a 5 1/2 minute mile.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Pacman000
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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2018, 09:14:25 AM »
Actually, there are still a few video rental places near me...

Things I can't do:

Sleep in, except once every other week.  Bluesad
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2018, 09:19:41 AM »
Say the Red Sox are cursed (Jackie).
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2018, 09:59:04 AM »
I can't go to Hastings anymore. There are other book, video, & game stores near me, but Hastings was the best & I miss it sorely.  Bluesad
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2018, 10:38:36 AM »
I drive by the Planet Fitness that is where our Hastings used to be and just want to cry every time.
That store was my personal "Cheers" - the place where everybody knew my name.
Still just SICK that they went out of business.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2018, 05:51:38 PM »
Access any for of news media without being assaulted by the sight and sound of a huge,  horrible,  inflamed,  roaring anus with dentures beneath a pair of eyes that looks like diseased vaginas set in a face that looks like a huge orange scrotum.  I miss the days I could go 5 minute without having the sight of a face that fills with with hatred and disgust thrown at me.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
The Burgomaster
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« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2018, 06:09:55 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on July 24, 2018, 05:51:38 PM
Access any for of news media without being assaulted by the sight and sound of a huge,  horrible,  inflamed,  roaring anus with dentures beneath a pair of eyes that looks like diseased vaginas set in a face that looks like a huge orange scrotum.  I miss the days I could go 5 minute without having the sight of a face that fills with with hatred and disgust thrown at me.

Well, stop looking at Hillary then!
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"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2018, 06:43:38 PM »
She's the pretty one.
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The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.
316zombie
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2018, 09:40:29 PM »
hhmm... my city must be even more unique than i though, there are so many things y'all posted that i can still do within 5 miles of home! odd, isn't it?
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RCMerchant
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2018, 10:27:57 PM »
I can't ride a bike- I tried. I can't. I feel like my chest is gonna blow up I can't breathe. Ugh. That sucks.
I can't go to work anymore. I HATED  Hatred my job at Honee Bear Canning. But I was there for 30 years. And now I ain't got s**t to do.
I can't find Bubs Daddy rope  gum anywhere.  Bluesad
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Bela
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« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2018, 10:37:44 PM »
On the other hand...
I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.
I don't drink beer at all. I don't drink wine. Not since 1982.
.I don't feel self -consious about being short. I was very bugged by it most of my early life. It quit bugging me about 1983. About the time I started listening to punk rock.
I don't fall down drunk in public no more!  Drink
I don't go to jail no more!  Lookingup
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2018, 10:43:17 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 24, 2018, 10:37:44 PM
On the other hand...
I don't chew tobacco anymore. I started in 1976 when I was 13, and quit in 1979.
I don't drink beer at all. I don't drink wine. Not since 1982.
.I don't feel self -consious about being short. I was very bugged by it most of my early life. It quit bugging me about 1983. About the time I started listening to punk rock.
I don't fall down drunk in public no more!  Drink
I don't go to jail no more!  Lookingup


Then it's all good.   Thumbup Smile
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