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Alex
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« Reply #75 on: November 08, 2018, 06:55:56 PM »
If intelligence was measured on the Richter scale, you couldn't knock over a teacup.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #76 on: November 08, 2018, 11:26:01 PM »
I would engage you in a battle of wits, but that would be somewhat like sandblasting a soup cracker.
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Trevor
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« Reply #77 on: November 09, 2018, 01:28:26 AM »
The gene pool you came from was from the sewer  Buggedout
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #78 on: November 09, 2018, 07:27:55 PM »
Your Momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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Bela
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« Reply #79 on: November 09, 2018, 07:34:29 PM »
Your Momma's so ugly they gotta double bag her face!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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Bela
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« Reply #80 on: November 09, 2018, 07:42:55 PM »
You don't know s**t from Shinola! Or apple butter! You couldn't find your ass with both hands! If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous!
If you had any brains, you'd play with them! Or roll them like dice!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #81 on: November 09, 2018, 11:24:19 PM »
Here's one from THE TERMINATOR remake:  "If your mom's vagina was a video game, it would be rated E for "Everyone"!"
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El Misfit
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« Reply #82 on: November 09, 2018, 11:29:58 PM »
I would say that bringing in one's mama is a childish move, however I suspect that all of you who do that lack the mental capabilities to be more creative and therefore stuck with a childish mindset.
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yeah no.
indianasmith
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« Reply #83 on: November 10, 2018, 12:33:19 AM »
It's the ultimate juvenile insult tactic, which is what makes it funny when grown men do it!!
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Bela
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« Reply #84 on: November 10, 2018, 07:23:06 AM »
Quote from: El Misfit on November 09, 2018, 11:29:58 PM
I would say that bringing in one's mama is a childish move, however I suspect that all of you who do that lack the mental capabilities to be more creative and therefore stuck with a childish mindset.

"Childish mindset."
Yeh, I'll take that as a compliment.  Wink

Your Momma's so ugly as a kid they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #85 on: November 10, 2018, 07:25:08 AM »
Your Momma's so ugly that when I f**ked her, I had to put a bag on her head and mine, in case her's fell off!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #86 on: November 12, 2018, 12:19:21 PM »
Ok! I on't do Momma.  Smile
Your so ugly, when you were born, instead of slapping your ass, they slapped your Momma!
When you were born, they flipped you over to slap your ass and said- "Twins!"
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #87 on: November 12, 2018, 12:51:32 PM »
Your so stupid watching you try to wipe your ass is like watching a monkey try to f**k a football!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #88 on: November 12, 2018, 07:05:35 PM »
You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle.  Your friends would follow you anywhere - if you had any that is - but only out of a sense of morbid curiosity!
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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Bela
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #89 on: November 13, 2018, 03:25:40 PM »
Your so ugly when you tried to jerk off, your hand punched yourself in the face.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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