Do you have moles?

[RCMerchant]

I don't mean the blind critters who dig up my yard...I mean the brown round warts on your body?
I have 2 since I was born- one on the left side of my jaw under my lip. The other on my right hip bone.

[RCMerchant]

On the other hand-do you have moles in your yard?
I do.

I remember back in 1999, when the fire department was burning down a building because the Welchs factory asked them too, that moles were swarming our yard! It was like the movie WILLARD! It was cool.

[The Burgomaster]

I have one on the left side of my neck.

[retrorussell]

My dad had a pistol back in the day and he'd shoot moles in our yard.  He'd proudly show off the slug and the expired rodent.

I don't think I have any real noticeable moles-- I do have a weird red spot in the crook of my arm that grows a single black hair that returns even after I pull it out.  Kind of annoys me.

I also have a weird little growth right down the middle of my back-- not a mole and not any color.  Just a tiny fatty growth-- pretty darn sure it's not cancer, and not in any hurry to get it checked.  

[RCMerchant]

My dad had a pistol back in the day and he'd shoot moles in our yard.  He'd proudly show off the slug and the expired rodent.

My Dad had a Luger- he used to shot all the gophers when they popped out of they're holes. So did the neighbor Mr. Rock He was a WW2 vet who shot a gun any chance he could.
My Dad made us take the garden hose and a gallon jug and flood gopher holes. The gophers would run out of the holes right into the mouth of the jug. The you filled it up with water.
Because, Dad said, they were tearing up our garden.

[LilCerberus]

yes

[El Misfit]

quite a few. Some on my arm and one on my toe.

[Svengoolie 3]

I have some.  I leave them alone. They have a right to live too.

[ER]

I have a diamond-shaped birthmark on the back of my shoulder I've always called my Witch's Mark. (And, no, it's not cancerous, I had it checked, lol.)

[Trevor]

I have a big one on my left bum cheek: I should really have it lasered off.

[ER]

I have a big one on my left bum cheek: I should really have it lasered off.

Beware lasers, a particular type of supposedly safe laser is very possibly what contributed to or caused my skin cancer flare-up from over the summer, that's why I got the cancer removed for free and get free checks coming in the future. A mole on the derriere adds character, especially if it's shaped like a cartoon character.