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« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2018, 02:43:14 PM »
I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.
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« Reply #61 on: December 01, 2018, 03:01:39 PM »
When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.
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« Reply #62 on: December 01, 2018, 03:22:38 PM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on December 01, 2018, 03:01:39 PM
When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.

Muuuuust....noooot....tell....that one joke here!
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« Reply #63 on: December 01, 2018, 03:43:58 PM »
Quote from: ER on December 01, 2018, 03:22:38 PM
Quote from: Dark Alex on December 01, 2018, 03:01:39 PM
When you decide to take someone out to the woods, make them dig their own grave and then hit them over the back of the head with the shovel, but they annoy you so much you kill them on route, then end up having to carry a heavy ass body to the burial site and dig the grave yourself.

Muuuuust....noooot....tell....that one joke here!
That's a joke? 
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« Reply #64 on: December 01, 2018, 03:56:18 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 02:43:14 PM
I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.

Done that. You have my sympathy.
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« Reply #65 on: December 01, 2018, 04:07:18 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on December 01, 2018, 03:56:18 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 02:43:14 PM
I hate stubbing my toe so bad the nail turns black and falls off.

Done that. You have my sympathy.

It hasn't grown back either. There's just hard wrinkled skin that looks like pork rind where a toenail was.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #66 on: December 01, 2018, 04:10:41 PM »
When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises...  Hatred
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« Reply #67 on: December 01, 2018, 04:22:55 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on December 01, 2018, 04:10:41 PM
When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises...  Hatred

You really worry me, my friend. I ain't joking.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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« Reply #68 on: December 01, 2018, 06:48:01 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 01, 2018, 04:22:55 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on December 01, 2018, 04:10:41 PM
When things you rely on for soothing white noise start to make subtle squeaks & ticking noises...  Hatred

You really worry me, my friend. I ain't joking.
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« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2018, 06:50:09 PM »
I hate getting tiny rocks in my shoes when I walk somewhere. You gotta take off your shoe- even if it's real cold- and look for the f**king thing-while standing on one foot, because there's snow.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2018, 08:22:36 PM »
I hate when I pour milk onto my Raisen Bran and it smells like cottage cheese.  Bluesad
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2018, 08:27:44 PM »
I hate and love at the same time when it gets so cold here, and we get so much snow, that the icilces from our roof reach the ground. Snow is higher than your knees (don't say it Lester!  Twirling).
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2018, 10:49:00 PM »
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« Reply #73 on: December 07, 2018, 10:33:57 AM »
I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle.  Bluesad
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
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« Reply #74 on: December 07, 2018, 03:43:12 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 07, 2018, 10:33:57 AM
I hate when I wake up in the morning and have a shot of Hair of the Dog. And after taking a big swig, find out there are fruit flies in the bottle.  Bluesad

Sorry, man, I'm sure that sucks, but I have to tell you, you really made me laugh.
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