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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #90 on: December 23, 2018, 12:12:38 PM »

Unearned glory.

There was a man yesterday standing outside a store dressed as a (VERY) decorated United States Marine, with a sign that said:

HELP ME HELP HOMELESS VETS AT CHRISTMASTIME

I was going to give him money but I thought, come on, to be that decorated this fellow would have to be the second coming of John Basilone, so I talked to him about his service and it took me ten seconds to figure out he had not earned the medals on his chest and had no idea what the medals were (I didn't know many myself) and within thirty seconds I would have bet my house on the fact he was never a Marine in his life, so I confronted him and he protested I was mistaken, and I said you know, most police officers have a military background, let's get a second opinion.

The conman may not have been a Marine but he sure was a fast runner.
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« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2018, 02:51:18 PM »
When you pour milk onto your cereal and and it looks and smells like cottage cheese.  Bluesad
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« Reply #92 on: January 02, 2019, 12:30:10 AM »
Credit cards
I always get in over my head, to the point that I coulda bought a motorcycle........
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« Reply #93 on: January 02, 2019, 03:48:34 AM »
Sharts.
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« Reply #94 on: January 02, 2019, 06:10:56 AM »
I hate getting the f*** zapped out of me when I touch a car door!
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #95 on: January 02, 2019, 09:51:05 AM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 02, 2019, 03:48:34 AM
Sharts.
For someone who says he's not gay, you sure are scatological, lol.
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« Reply #96 on: January 04, 2019, 08:01:52 PM »
potholes.
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« Reply #97 on: January 05, 2019, 08:08:05 PM »
Forgetting where you put your glasses. And it doesn't help when you can't see s**t to help you find them!
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« Reply #98 on: January 05, 2019, 08:12:06 PM »
When you think your gonna fart and you squirt s**t down your leg. In public it's really bad.  Bluesad
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Ticonderoga 64
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« Reply #99 on: January 06, 2019, 07:48:20 AM »
A$$holes who insist on texting or using their cellphones in other annoying ways in the movie theater during the film..
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« Reply #100 on: January 06, 2019, 03:35:07 PM »
people who have the nerve to get angry with me because my phone doesn't get "text". dumarse, i can't answer a text i never got, and i'm NOT going to waste money on a silly phone i don't want or need simply to get a text from YOU. my landline works just fine, try CALLING.
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« Reply #101 on: January 06, 2019, 03:47:20 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 05, 2019, 08:08:05 PM
Forgetting where you put your glasses. And it doesn't help when you can't see s**t to help you find them!

I spend at least 5 minutes a day searching for my glasses, keys, or wallet. Based on current projections I'm expecting that number to double by the end of 2019. It is annoying.
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« Reply #102 on: January 06, 2019, 03:48:05 PM »
Waking up in the middle of the night to answer nature's call, & not realizing for two hours that you're not gonna get back to sleep unless you do something that's going to wake you back up in a few hours...
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« Reply #103 on: January 06, 2019, 03:51:27 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2019, 03:47:20 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 05, 2019, 08:08:05 PM
Forgetting where you put your glasses. And it doesn't help when you can't see s**t to help you find them!

I spend at least 5 minutes a day searching for my glasses, keys, or wallet. Based on current projections I'm expecting that number to double by the end of 2019. It is annoying.

I absolutely have to put things like my glasses in the same place every night or I have no chance of finding them quickly the next day. Almost tempted to do a shadow board with spaces for my keys, wallet, glasses, towel (never go anywhere without your towel), ID and so on.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #104 on: January 06, 2019, 04:06:08 PM »
I don't HATE this but it's a little annoyingly funny, though, it's also just how this person is, but I have a friend who several times, including today has gotten peeved with me because: "You didn't tell me you didn't get that email."

Uhhh.....?
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