Re Svengoolie 3 and FatFreddysCat:
Sharks, like dinosaurs, sell. With the advent of
cheap crappy-looking inexpensive CGI and the glut of
slimy sleazy entrepreneurial producers willing to exploit them, I'm surprised there aren't more of these types of movies.
Here is a short list of shark-themed movies I just created that are currently available to me on-demand via my cable company:
Atomic Shark (2016)
Bait (2013)
Dam Sharks (2016)
Nightmare Shark (2018)
Open Water 3: Cage Dive (2017)
Santa Jaws (2018)
3-Headed Shark Attack (2016)
5-Headed Shark Attack (2017)
6-Headed Shark Attack (2018)
Roboshark (2015)
Empire of the Sharks (2017)
Trailer Park Shark (2017)
Ice Sharks (2016)
Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (2014)
Planet of the Sharks (2016)
Toxic Shark (2017)
Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre (2016)
Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf (2015)
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)
Avalanche Sharks (2015)
Mega Shark vs Kolossus (2015)
Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)
Land Shark (2015)
Psycho Shark (2009)
Raiders of the Lost Shark (2013)
Sharkenstein (2015)
(Dis-)Honorable Mentions - Not shark-related, but in the same vein as the above:
Piranhaconda (2012)
Lavalantula (2015)
2 Lava 2 Lantula (2016)
I leave it up to the reader to determine which are godawful parodies of godawful films, and which are just godawful films in their own right. (I have never watched, nor ever
wanted to watch, any of the "films" on this list. Who knows? Maybe some of these actually
are good!
)