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Svengoolie 3
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« on: February 21, 2019, 07:02:30 PM »

Bill Cosby was released from prison today des[pite serving only a few months of his 3-10 year sentence.

"We simply could not keep him in the facility any longer." The warden told the media.

The reason for Cosby's release was that he began re enacting scenes and dialog from his abyssal bomb of a movie "Leonard part 6".

"We were totally ok with him acting like Dr. Huxtable," the warden clarified "as it was good for morale and gave the inmates a positive role model. But when he started doing the Leonard part 6 bit, well, if you actually saw that movie you know how awful it was. We told him to stop, he refused, other inmates were throwing their hands over their ears and screaming in agony, it was so bad. We put him in solitary, inmates in other cells were committing suicide to escape the horror. When one of the guards posted on the solitary block hung himself with his belt, we realized we simply could not keep him in the facility anymore."

Cosby has been returned to his mansion and a massive sound wall is being erected around it to protect neighbors. He will simple serve out his sentence there, prison sources stated.

One reporter managed to ask the fallen celebrity a question about his release, and Cosby's reply was quoted as "An beeb a boob a dobb a doob!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2019, 10:33:59 PM »

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2019, 10:53:12 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2019, 11:29:45 PM »



Yes, an exclamation of horror is an appropriate  reaction to any mention of "Leonard part 6."
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2019, 11:32:59 PM »



Heh heh,  clever.
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