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« on: June 04, 2019, 07:24:25 PM »

This time at a public library

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What do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away?

“Oh, hi,” is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday afternoon when his illicit pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was interrupted.

McFarland, 44, “looked surprised” and sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness spotted him, according to a criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure.

A cop working at the library subsequently approached McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being spotted.


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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2019, 11:25:24 PM »

"Public masturbator"......  Lookingup

You may derive some sort of pervrese satisfaction in the knowledge you are the first person to inflict that phrase on me.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2019, 02:34:33 AM »

This time at a public library

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What do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away?

“Oh, hi,” is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday afternoon when his illicit pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was interrupted.

McFarland, 44, “looked surprised” and sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness spotted him, according to a criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure.

A cop working at the library subsequently approached McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being spotted.





Oy......  Buggedout Buggedout


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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2019, 09:48:56 AM »

Didn't they make an ep of  married with children on this subject?
 
In a library.
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2019, 07:45:50 AM »

Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2019, 07:50:07 AM »

Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.

We both snuck being the political section to masturbate while  reading "the prince"....
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2019, 07:51:18 AM »

Ok,  we Ned to stop masturbating in public libraries.

A few pictures of ayn rand posted around in  them should do it. .
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2019, 08:35:24 AM »

Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.

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