Bad Movie Title Mash Up

[claws]

Combine any movie with a bad movie and feel free to add a synopsis for your creation. I'll start with:

Jaws: The Revenge of the Creature ~ Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. In desperation she frees a captured creature from the Black Lagoon and makes him hunt the shark.

Stand by Mac and Me ~ After the death of a friend, a wheelchair-bound writer recounts a boyhood journey to find an alien escaped from NASA.

The Perfect Perfect Storm ~ A female aerobics instructor meets a male reporter on a fishing vessel doing a story on intense storm patterns, but it isn't love at first sight.

Manos: The Hands of Steel and Fate ~ A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by a cyborg programmed to kill a scientist who holds the fate of mankind in his hands.

[Trevor]

Manos: The Hands of Steel and Fate ~ A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by a cyborg programmed to kill a scientist who holds the fate of mankind in his hands.

 

I would pay good money to see that one. 

[Alex]

The Rocky Horror Alien Show. A mad scientist tries to create the perfect organism which escapes and starts to kill all his members of staff, all to the accompaniment of some seriously catchy and memorable songs.

[Svengoolie 3]

Combine any movie with a bad movie and feel free to add a synopsis for your creation. I'll start with:

Jaws: The Revenge of the Creature ~ Chief Brody's widow believes that her family is deliberately being targeted by another shark in search of revenge. In desperation she frees a captured creature from the Black Lagoon and makes him hunt the shark.

Stand by Mac and Me ~ After the death of a friend, a wheelchair-bound writer recounts a boyhood journey to find an alien escaped from NASA.

The Perfect Perfect Storm ~ A female aerobics instructor meets a male reporter on a fishing vessel doing a story on intense storm patterns, but it isn't love at first sight.

Manos: The Hands of Steel and Fate ~ A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by a cyborg programmed to kill a scientist who holds the fate of mankind in his hands.

I'd have given you karma for this brilliant idea.

Have a gold star instead.

[Svengoolie 3]

Scott pilgrim vs Godzilla. A teen has to fight a giant radioactive monster to win the woman he loves. He discovers love does not conquer all.

Bonnie and Claw. A beautiful poetry writing blonde teams with with a giant antimatter space vulture out of ennui over her oppressive upbringing and limited opportunities in the great depression.

A nightmare on wall street. Realizing his evil is vastly dwarfed by the soulless plutocrats running america Freddy krueger goes to wallstreet and makes the corporate masters of the universe face their greatest terrors: Having to live like working people.

[Ticonderoga 64]

I Was A Teenage Werewolf Of Washington: Teenage Tony Rivers gets a chance to overcome his anti-social tendencies by joining the intern program in Washington D.C., however, he is soon preyed upon by lustful politicians and has to seek psychiatric help as a result of the sexual trauma. His psychiatrist is experimenting in regression therapy and exploits the hapless teen further by converting him into a werewolf..soon everyone is running scared in the nation's capital and not just because of investigations.

[zombie no.one]

Silent Night Bloody Night Of The Bloody Apes.

is it a dark psychological thriller, or a creature feature? either way no one's allowed to use harsh swear words

[Alex]

Buffy The Easy Vampire Rider. A girl with a fetish for the undead travels across America to complete a drugs deal.