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« on: June 25, 2019, 04:05:27 AM »
Ok,  we did bond villains.  Gotta do bond women.

First,  looks. As far as faces go obviously Caroline munroe wins hands down. There was just something about her face that was unbeatable.

The total physical package, i'd say it was a tossup between the two female leads in "the world is not enough". Denise Richards may nit be a breast actress but she makes good eye candy. Sophie Marceau had a dark and exotic beauty plus a French accent.

On a less physical basis,   I liked Camille from quantum of solace. A strong woman, victimized by a monster as a child and hardened by it. Strong despite her fear of fire which had a valid explanation.  A far cry from the usual bond woman, she kills her enemy on her own.
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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2019, 04:19:04 AM »
Always liked Jane Seymour, Diane Rigg and Honor Blackman.
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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2019, 08:04:53 AM »
Ursula Andress in DR.NO.
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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2019, 08:47:03 AM »
Best: Dame Diana Rigg in OHMSS.

The worst was Tanya Roberts in A View To A Kill.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2019, 02:22:12 PM »
I'm gay and not a Bond fan so I'll just say P***y Galore because her name is funny and I'm really immature.
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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2019, 09:47:04 PM »
Is it fair to consider judi dench a bond woman for her role as M?
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2019, 10:53:45 PM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on June 25, 2019, 02:22:12 PM
I'm gay and not a Bond fan so I'll just say P***y Galore because her name is funny and I'm really immature.

I'll say Grace Jones because I'm not gay and I would be afraid she would bust my balls and laugh as she does it.
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« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2019, 11:05:49 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 25, 2019, 10:53:45 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on June 25, 2019, 02:22:12 PM
I'm gay and not a Bond fan so I'll just say P***y Galore because her name is funny and I'm really immature.

I'll say Grace Jones because I'm not gay and I would be afraid she would bust my balls and laugh as she does it.

You'd   be lucky if she didn't eat them...
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2019, 12:00:44 AM »
Grace Jones is beautiful. I love Grace Jones. What were we talking about?  Question
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2019, 01:40:33 AM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on June 25, 2019, 02:22:12 PM
I'm gay.

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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2019, 06:28:25 PM »
Seriously, do we count judi dench as a bond woman?  Question
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2019, 07:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on June 27, 2019, 06:28:25 PM
Seriously, do we count judi dench as a bond woman?  Question

She's a woman in the James Bond franchise. But when someone says "Bond women" you immediately think of either Bond's allies/f**k-buddies (Ex. Natalia or Moneypenny) or Femme Fatale villains (Ex. Xenia).

So it depends on how you define "Bond women".
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2019, 03:48:45 AM »
I think it was Monica Bellucci who said "I am a Bond woman, not a Bond girl."

Preach it, sister  Cheers
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