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Svengoolie 3
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« on: August 07, 2019, 10:02:56 PM »
I never watched "dodgeball" but was walking thru a room it was on in and heard this:

 "Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's
sterile and I like the taste."

I didn't quite fall over saying "daaafuuuuuug??? " but it was a close thing.


Also in the extended version of Lifeforce there was the line where Mathilda may walked up to a man and said slowly in her French accent "Use my body. "

Yeah, nearly lost consciousness there, if you've seen Lifeforce and are a straight male or lesbian you'll understand.

Have you ever heard a line in a movie that shocked or stunned you?  If itcs suitable for this board share it.
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2019, 11:32:37 PM »
Nothing packed quite the punch of hearing "Luke, I AM your father!" for the first time, back in 1978.
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2019, 05:55:07 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2019, 11:32:37 PM
Nothing packed quite the punch of hearing "Luke, I AM your father!" for the first time, back in 1978.

Incoming "but, the correct quote is..." post in 3, 2, 1...  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2019, 11:45:33 AM »
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on August 08, 2019, 05:55:07 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2019, 11:32:37 PM
Nothing packed quite the punch of hearing "Luke, I AM your father!" for the first time, back in 1978.

Incoming "but, the correct quote is..." post in 3, 2, 1...  BounceGiggle

I was going to mention he got  the year wrong but decided not to. Likewise I passed  in the slight misquote which has sadly become "the truth" because the public has decided it is. In modern 'murca perception equal truth, reality is an outdated concept.
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« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2019, 01:34:49 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2019, 11:32:37 PM
Nothing packed quite the punch of hearing "Luke, I AM your father!" for the first time, back in 1978.
It was 1980. 
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2019, 02:13:27 PM »
Were there really 3 years between the first two movies?  I was going from memory, but . . . wow!
Ah, I see what you mean . . . it was "No, I am your father," instead of "Luke, I am your father."
A minor difference, but funny how the other version has gained traction.

Oh well, as Inigo Montoya said:  "I am your father!  Prepare to die!!"   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2019, 03:21:33 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 08, 2019, 02:13:27 PM
Were there really 3 years between the first two movies?  I was going from memory, but . . . wow!
Ah, I see what you mean . . . it was "No, I am your father," instead of "Luke, I am your father."
A minor difference, but funny how the other version has gained traction.
Oh well, as Inigo Montoya said:  "I am your father!  Prepare to die!!"   BounceGiggle

Luke's answer, of course, was "Can I give you a hand?" 
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2019, 03:43:23 PM »
Ok since it's come to that...
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2019, 03:45:47 PM »
BTW, Not a movie line but this still made me jump.

On an ep of Dr. Who.

"Davros. My name is Davros."
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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2019, 07:59:48 PM »
"I never forget a face. Especially after I sat on it."  China Blue from "Crimes of Passion"
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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2019, 08:09:06 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 08, 2019, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on August 08, 2019, 05:55:07 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 07, 2019, 11:32:37 PM
Nothing packed quite the punch of hearing "Luke, I AM your father!" for the first time, back in 1978.

Incoming "but, the correct quote is..." post in 3, 2, 1...  BounceGiggle

I was going to mention he got  the year wrong but decided not to. Likewise I passed  in the slight misquote which has sadly become "the truth" because the public has decided it is. In modern 'murca perception equal truth, reality is an outdated concept.

Having worked for years as an editor, I often use the "edit" function here, mostly to correct spelling or grammar.  I avoid editing content as that is... disingenuous. 
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« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2019, 05:59:53 AM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 08, 2019, 03:43:23 PM
Ok since it's come to that...




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« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2019, 12:17:44 PM »
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