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« on: August 26, 2019, 02:34:36 AM »
Cast a classic remake with contemporary actors. It's bound to be bad by default, more or less  Buggedout The new cast are the same age as the old cast when they filmed the movie. IMDb's "Most Popular Actors this Week" pretty much did the rest of the casting.

Misery

Matthew McConaughey as Paul Sheldon
Jessica Chastain as Annie Wilkes

Death Becomes Her

Reese Witherspoon as Madeline Ashton
Seth Rogen as Ernest Menville
Cameron Diaz as Helen Sharp

The Exorcist

Rachel McAdams as Chris MacNeil
Bradley Cooper as Father Merrin
Daniel Day-Lewis as Lt. William Kinderman
Elizabeth Olsen as Sharon
Jonathan Groff as Father Karras
Lulu Wilson as Regan
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2019, 05:25:48 AM »
Edward Scissorhands

Daniel Radcliffe as Edward
Lady Ga Ga as Kim
Frances McDormand as Peg
Sean Connery as The Inventor
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2019, 05:54:01 AM »
Not to be that annoying guy, but I believe Cameron Diaz would make a great role in DEATH BECOMES HER. She's quite good at making crazy b***h roles, like in VERY BAD THINGS.
Having said that, Seth Rogen should be forever banned from acting, in any form.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2019, 06:19:14 AM »
Alien (2019)

Patrick Wilson as Dallas
Brie Larson as Ripley
Juno Temple as Lambert
Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Brett
Jake Gyllenhaal as Kane
Mark Wahlberg as Ash
Kevin Hart as Parker

Jaws (2019)

Ryan Reynolds as Brody
Jared Leto as Quint
Ed Sheeran as Hooper
Bryce Dallas Howard as Ellen Brody

Rocky (2019)

Daniel Radcliffe as Rocky
Dakota Johnson as Adrian
Chris Hemsworth as Paulie
O'Shea Jackson Jr. as Apollo
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2019, 09:47:06 AM »
star wars.

Toby McGuire as luke.
Karl Urban as Han.
Megan Fox as Leia.
Morgan Freeman as Ben.
Anthony Hopkins as Tarkin.

Heeeeeey, this might be GOOD!
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2019, 01:52:49 PM »
The Shining (2019)

Benedict Cumberbatch as Jack Torrance
Emma Stone as Wendy Torrance
? as Danny (apparently there aren't many 7 year old actors)
Jeff Bridges as Hallorann

The Witches of Eastwick (2019)

Edward Norton as Daryl Van Horne
Zoe Saldana as Alexandra Medford (Cher)
Katie Holmes as Jane Spofford (Susan Sarandon)
Margot Robbie as Sukie Ridgemont (Michelle Pfeiffer)

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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2019, 01:56:29 PM »
I look at this and realize- " I don't really know the names of any new actors."
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2019, 02:04:27 PM »
DRACULA

DeNiro as Dracula
Harvey Keital as Van Helsing
Juliette Lewis as Mina
Crispen Glover as Reinfield.
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2019, 03:20:39 PM »
The Godfather

Harrison Ford as Vito Corleone
Sally Field as Carmela Corleone
Chris Evans as Michael Corleone
Emma Stone as Kay Adams
Mark Ruffalo as Sonny Corleone
Matt Damon as Fredo Corleone
Tom Hiddleston as Carlo Rizzi
Amy Adams as Connie Carleone
Robert Downey Jr. as Tom Hagen
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2019, 04:05:17 PM »
ERASERHEAD

John C. Reilly as Eraserhead
Emma Stone as Mary (since Emma Stone gets cast in everything)
Miley Cyrus as the Girl in the Radiator

I confess I was inspired by this:

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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2019, 08:03:52 AM »
Pulp Fiction (2019)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Pumpkin (Tim Roth)
Emily Blunt as Honey Bunny (Amanda Plummer)
Leonardo DiCaprio as Vincent Vega (John Travolta)
Will Smith as Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
Tom Hardy as Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis)
Michael B. Jordan as Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames)
Scarlett Johansson as Jody (Rosanna Arquette)
Kit Harington as Lance (Eric Stoltz)
Margot Robbie as Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman)
Brad Pitt as The Wolf (Harvey Keitel)
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2019, 03:29:24 PM »
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (1959)

Oliver Lindenbrook - Original: James Mason. Remake: Ian McKellen

Alec McEwan - Original: Pat Boone. Remake: Tom Holland

Carla Goteberg - Original: Arlene Dahl. Remake: Meryl Streep

Count Saknussemm - Original: Thayer David. Remake: Russell Crowe

Hans Belker - Original: Peter Ronson. Remake: Dolph Lundgren
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2019, 03:38:41 PM »
MY DINNER WITH ANDRE

Larry David as Wallace Shawn
Nicolas Cage as Andre
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2019, 03:59:18 PM »
Psycho with Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates.

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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2019, 08:51:55 AM »
Casablanca

Adam Sandler as Rick Blaine
Natalie Portman as  Ilsa Lund
Tommy Wiseau as Victor Laszlo
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