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« Reply #30 on: September 10, 2019, 07:51:56 PM »
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Beaver would be in special class, wally would be in counseling, & Eddie Haskell would be a repeat offender in sensitivity training.
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« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2019, 04:53:36 PM »
Ward would be an ex con convicted of embezzlement send insider trading, June would have divorced him and married a woman she met while he was doing 3 hears after flipping on his boss and be selling marijuana on the side to keep her family solvent.
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« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2019, 12:04:53 PM »
Saturday Night Live would return as a comedy.
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« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2019, 12:07:28 PM »
Quote from: ER on September 13, 2019, 12:04:53 PM
Saturday Night Live would return as a comedy.
That Would Be So Cool!
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« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2019, 01:25:34 PM »
Imagine Star Trek (the original series) if it were made today.

Kirk: Would not survive in the #MeToo age. His career as a starship captain ends in a lengthy prison sentence.
Ohura: You have one female black character on the deck and she is basically a secretary in a short skirt. Yeah, that wouldn't fly either.
Spock: Well as a male who doesn't show emotions he isn't going to be 'new man' enough to survive in the modern era.
Sulu: Well since he is played by a gay actor, the character would have to be gay too, because people can't tell the difference between acting and real life. Having a gay character on the ship isn't really a problem for me but because someone has to be offended by anything, he'd be accused of being both a racial and gay stereotype.

I could continue but I am sure you get the idea.
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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2019, 02:03:55 PM »
FRIENDS

The gang, having being diagnosed with severe psychopathy and coffee addiction, spend most of their time in the inside of the loony bin. Hilarious mayhem ensues!
Watch as Joey and Monica resorts to eating Chandler's arm in a hunger rage! Enjoy the episode of Chandler eating his remaining arm due to a lack of nicotine! Dig into the amazing double episode in which they try to escape, resulting in the murder of Rachel at the hands of Ross with a chicken bone! And don't skip the awesome conclusion, in which Ross makes a fortune selling that very same bone as a genuine dinosaur fossil to Phoebe!
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« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2019, 02:30:43 PM »
Quote from: ER on September 13, 2019, 12:04:53 PM
Saturday Night Live would return as a comedy.

That's asking an awful lot  of some scriptwriters.
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« Reply #37 on: September 13, 2019, 03:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 13, 2019, 02:30:43 PM
Quote from: ER on September 13, 2019, 12:04:53 PM
Saturday Night Live would return as a comedy.

That's asking an awful lot  of some scriptwriters.
Not really...
You's just need a few comedians who actually have a sense of humor, who don't think everyone thinks (or should think) the way they do, and don't assume everyone takes drugs.
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« Reply #38 on: September 13, 2019, 07:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Gabriel Knight on September 13, 2019, 02:03:55 PM
FRIENDS

The gang, having being diagnosed with severe psychopathy and coffee addiction, spend most of their time in the inside of the loony bin. Hilarious mayhem ensues!
Watch as Joey and Monica resorts to eating Chandler's arm in a hunger rage! Enjoy the episode of Chandler eating his remaining arm due to a lack of nicotine! Dig into the amazing double episode in which they try to escape, resulting in the murder of Rachel at the hands of Ross with a chicken bone! And don't skip the awesome conclusion, in which Ross makes a fortune selling that very same bone as a genuine dinosaur fossil to Phoebe!

I would pay moderately hard-earned money to watch that.
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« Reply #39 on: September 13, 2019, 10:29:03 PM »
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Saturday Night Live would return as a comedy.
 

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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2019, 04:52:34 PM »
Joy Of Painting
Every week, Bob Ross's hair would be a different color (albeit, he might ditch the faux fro), or he'd have a new piercing or a new high-end tattoo.....
Somewhere amongst his happie little trees, there'd be some statement about the environment, such as a pipeline, or an oil rig, or an eco-warrior camp that's carelessly leaving their garbage everywhere, or put in lots of little gravel trails & picnic tables & benches to say it's an illusion of nature created by man, but it's not real, or maybe just drop in a tripod with a survey scope mounted on it to tell the viewer this beautiful scene won't be there much longer...............
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2019, 08:00:09 AM »
Hijacked series Doctor Who would returns as....Doctor Who.
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« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2019, 12:23:26 PM »
I think Twin Peaks would actually remain the same
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« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2019, 02:12:24 PM »
The Addams family would look normal.
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« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2019, 02:13:52 PM »
The guy on MR.ED would marry his horse.
The guy on MY MOTHER,THE CAR would be in the psycho ward.
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