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Svengoolie 3
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« on: August 31, 2019, 07:17:12 PM »
You are the bridge keeper from Monty python and the holy grail. Your job is to ask 3 questions of anyone seeking to Cross the bridge.

The first two are "Wot is yer name?" and "Wot is yer quest?"

You pick the third.

For me?

"Wot is the approximate crew compliment of a Federation constitution class heavy cruiser as seen in the original Star Trek series?"
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2019, 11:18:07 PM »
"What is the average number of flakes per inch along the edge of a classic Folsom point?"
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2019, 12:09:59 AM »
“What is the rate of replenishment hematopoiesis for a female my age and in my current health, given physical degradation and the encumbrance factor of a stressed recovery?”

(When I was fifteen I actually asked a condescending doctor that word for word.)
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2019, 12:43:28 AM »
Wot is the best cleaner for stained undies: Tide or dynamite?
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2019, 06:01:11 AM »
"What is the secret of Monkey Island?"

It would be easir to find the real Holy Grail I believe.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2019, 06:45:01 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 31, 2019, 11:18:07 PM
"What is the average number of flakes per inch along the edge of a classic Folsom point?"

Um, 42?
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2019, 06:46:08 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on September 01, 2019, 12:43:28 AM
Wot is the best cleaner for stained undies: Tide or dynamite?

In your case?  Antimatter.
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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2019, 12:32:04 AM »
Wot... Is yer favorite Money Python movie?
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